Pain
Pain
I found a new definition of it last night when my the nail on my big toe got pulled back about halfway off the toe after I caught it on a piece of metal that wedged in between the nail and the toe. Holy crap did that hurt. I think all the children in the neighborhood within a 10 block radius who happened to be outside may have learned some new words. Every lost a nail?
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Went for an eye test today and they tried out daily contacts on me; I had an allergic reaction to the lens solution and the optician guy nearly had a heart attack when he realised how much they were fucking my eyes up. That was some painful shit.
Norbit, let me talk to you for a second. Look, just so we clear: If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice. You hear me?
by an uncanny coincidence i had to visit the eye hospital due to some corneal scarring. no pain involved thoughFoo wrote:Went for an eye test today and they tried out daily contacts on me; I had an allergic reaction to the lens solution and the optician guy nearly had a heart attack when he realised how much they were fucking my eyes up. That was some painful shit.
worst pain ever = wisdom teeth. ay fucking caramba
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How strange. I just lost a toe nail actually! I dropped a loading pallet on my left big toe on friday at work. Hurt like hell for the whole day, I could barely drive home because using the clutch hurt. The truck I use at work is automatic geared thankfully.
I continued to hurt and was all swollen, so I decided to try to pull it off, although it wasn't loose or anything. When I got it off, a massive amount of blood poured out. I'm glad I did pull it off though, as it doesn't hurt anymore.
I continued to hurt and was all swollen, so I decided to try to pull it off, although it wasn't loose or anything. When I got it off, a massive amount of blood poured out. I'm glad I did pull it off though, as it doesn't hurt anymore.

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one time after i apprehended an purse snatcher/masher and help the old lady across the street , i dived in front of a buss to save a dog and a cat fucking, as i tuck tuck, rolled rolled of the street onto the sidewalk i spec'ed a burning building some fireguys were trying to contain cuz it was so crazy ey, they dint see a kid jumping out of a 2nd story window, so all in one motion without looseing my inicial inertia from the roll/tuck, i deposited the cat/dog coupleing onto a shded area on the sidewalk (cuz they seemed sweaty ey) and proceeded to intercept/catch the kid.
well i caught the kid and everything , but when i put the kid down the the sidewalk, there was a lot of husle and bustle from all the people bum-rushing me to give me hugs, kisses, and goodies ey , they were so over-enthusiastic the one got careless and dropped a 6" square box of energizer 9 volt batteries on my toe!, they wanted to give them to me out of appreciation(why batteries i dont know)on my toe
anyways the toe wasnt hurt so theres not much to tell
i felt it hit for a second tho
well i caught the kid and everything , but when i put the kid down the the sidewalk, there was a lot of husle and bustle from all the people bum-rushing me to give me hugs, kisses, and goodies ey , they were so over-enthusiastic the one got careless and dropped a 6" square box of energizer 9 volt batteries on my toe!, they wanted to give them to me out of appreciation(why batteries i dont know)on my toe
anyways the toe wasnt hurt so theres not much to tell
i felt it hit for a second tho

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