Why did I do this?

[R00k]

I know I am going to be in an unbearable amount of pain tomorrlow.

That is all.

[Big Kahuna Burger]

alcohol really affects old people

[MaCaBr3]

what?

[Transient]

Ah, memories.

[R00k]

LOL, I must've been pretty shitty to start a thread about it here before I went to sleep.


Wake up in the morning
Clock says half past one
I have no sunglasses as I step into the sun

Theres no recollection
Of the evil things Ive done
It feels like I must have had some fun

What happened?

Last thing I remember
I was chillin at a party
Pinchin girlies asses
I was drinking recklessly

I know I did something
Lord what could it be?
Woke up in the morning
And all my friends hate me

What happened?


What am I doing here?
Who is this girl in my bed?
What is this shit on my face?
My god, what is that awful smell?

She may be an angel
She may be a queen
She might be
Black, white, american, indian or japanese

What happened?

Threw a bottle at the bouncer
Didnt think that he was cool

Pissed in someones drink
And threw a bike into a pool

Drivin down the side walk
Like a drunkin possesed fool
I broke every single traffic rule

Oh, what happened?

What happened?

Lets go!!!

She may be an angel
She may be a queen
She might be
Black, white, american, indian or japanese

[plained]

i'm not into overdoing that anymores.

i dont like feeling like shit ever.

[CaseDogg]

you could stand under my ubbrella, ella ella, hey hey hey!

[Nightshade]

I have no idea what I did last night, but I woke up in a closet, my dick hurts, and my face stinks.

[Fury]

Ah, memories.

all what one of them?

least i managed to give everyone a story when i got trashed.
(short version: fell asleep on the kitchen sink)

[Grandpa Stu]

bwahaha i havn't had a drunkered night where i regreted it the next day in a LOOONG time. though this saturday may change that; my sister is getting married and the reception is going to be loaded with booze. to give you an idea...you know those lemonade and fruit punch coolers you see at food stands at a carnival or something? the ones with the HUGE tanks that spin the drink inside? well we're gonna have one of those filled up with sex on the beach (beach theme wedding) so it'll be a blast

[7zark7]

bwahaha i havn't had a drunkered night where i regreted it the next day in a LOOONG time. though this saturday may change that; my sister is getting married and the reception is going to be loaded with booze. to give you an idea...you know those lemonade and fruit punch coolers you see at food stands at a carnival or something? the ones with the HUGE tanks that spin the drink inside? well we're gonna have one of those filled up with sex on the beach (beach theme wedding) so it'll be a blast

Last open bar wedding I went to was of Reds 2 best friends who got married.... I was 2 fisting rum and cokes all night. When I woke up/came to the next morning...Red was giving me THAT look, and then proceeded to list off all the stupid things I said and did, the worst being that I stuck my face in their wedding cake.

[Nightshade]

Bleah, no booze for me since the three day hangover in March due to trying to keep up with a younger coworker. That dude's a pro.

[Nightshade]

bwahaha i havn't had a drunkered night where i regreted it the next day in a LOOONG time. though this saturday may change that; my sister is getting married and the reception is going to be loaded with booze. to give you an idea...you know those lemonade and fruit punch coolers you see at food stands at a carnival or something? the ones with the HUGE tanks that spin the drink inside? well we're gonna have one of those filled up with sex on the beach (beach theme wedding) so it'll be a blast

Last open bar wedding I went to was of Reds 2 best friends who got married.... I was 2 fisting rum and cokes all night. When I woke up/came to the next morning...Red was giving me THAT look, and then proceeded to list off all the stupid things I said and did, the worst being that I stuck my face in their wedding cake.

lol, INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL!

[GONNAFISTYA]

Last open bar wedding I went to was of Reds 2 best friends who got married.... I was 2 fisting rum and cokes all night. When I woke up/came to the next morning...Red was giving me THAT look, and then proceeded to list off all the stupid things I said and did, the worst being that I stuck my face in their wedding cake.

12 steps








































....then into the cake.

[R00k]

I have no idea what I did last night, but I woke up in a closet, my dick hurts, and my face stinks.

[Denz]

Good Times

[R00k]

least i managed to give everyone a story when i got trashed.
(short version: fell asleep on the kitchen sink)

No exciting stories from last night. Just hung out at the bar and bullshitted with a couple friends of mine.

I did have a chick sit down with us because she thought I was cute -- when I acted incredulous that she likes to duck hunt, she showed me a picture of her wearing her Realtree camouflage bikini.


The sad part is..... it was actually kinda hot.

[Denz]

hay man, pussy is pussy.

[+JuggerNaut+]

hay man, pussy is pussy.

oh boy.

[Massive Quasars]

Denz, Thailand beckons.

[andyman]

hay man, pussy is pussy.

Until the bearer of said pussy bites your face and then bites your neck and makes your neck bleed. I went home after that.

[tnf]

I love the chats and threads when someone is trying to look drunk by attempting to misspell as many words as they can just to get attention (not saying this thread is one of them.):

"boi da vudkla is macing mee du dis oh lookie ate me ima soooo drukn lollers haha gowd ima kool wit driunkening dis acohol eh?'

come to think of it, that looks vaguely familiar to something i see here now and again...hmmm....

[Denz]

Denz, Thailand beckons.

I'm on way.

[plained]

i dont doubt it~!

[S@M]

lmao @ thread, how bout sticky till after this weekend get some more stories?