Why did I do this?

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R00k
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theoneandonly wrote:i was pissing napalm from my asshole for the first 4 hours this morning. suck it up
Yes, I took a shit this morning and it sounded like I was dumping a glass of ice water in the toilet. Good times.
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tnf
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Ah I remember those good old jaeger smoothies as I called them. Now that I've been sober for 6 or so years, I really can't even think of drinking because any enjoyment that might come from being drunk is outweighed by knowing how shitty I'll feel for the next day, and the day after that most likely. And even the softest TP felt like 20 grit sandpaper down around the red ring of fire...no wiping, just dabbing. maybe a situation like that would be a good place to use the method of anal cleansing recommended by jules (I think it was him) that involved water and your thumb or something like that...I'd guess you would want to make sure the thumbnail is trimmed before that.
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Nightshade
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Man, I did NOT care for the turn that post took.
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Geebs
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7zark7 wrote:the worst being that I stuck my face in their wedding cake.
"Local Man Ruins Everything" :D
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7zark7
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Geebs wrote: "Local Man Ruins Everything" :D
Holy shit that made me laugh :olo: :olo:
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MKJ
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Nightshade wrote:
7zark7 wrote:
Last open bar wedding I went to was of Reds 2 best friends who got married.... I was 2 fisting rum and cokes all night. When I woke up/came to the next morning...Red was giving me THAT look, and then proceeded to list off all the stupid things I said and did, the worst being that I stuck my face in their wedding cake.
lol, INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL!
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Tsakali_
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I'm really starting to be a red wine drinker, it gives me a nice relaxed buzz, which has a nonexistent hangover period

I'm cabernet fan, rich in flavor dry and never too sweet...good stuff :up:
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Don Carlos
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tnf wrote:
"boi da vudkla is macing mee du dis oh lookie ate me ima soooo drukn lollers haha gowd ima kool wit driunkening dis acohol eh?'
Thats how Plained is every post! :dork:
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plained
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:(
it is about time!
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Don Carlos
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plained wrote::(
*hugs*
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tnf
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Don Carlos wrote:
tnf wrote:
"boi da vudkla is macing mee du dis oh lookie ate me ima soooo drukn lollers haha gowd ima kool wit driunkening dis acohol eh?'
Thats how Plained is every post! :dork:
yea but its not alcohol in that case i hope or else we've got to get him checked into a program.
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