Thank saturn for this post......... it inspired me. Tho stupidly I'm sure
So I present to you............
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The Brome Wars.........Attack of The Brome
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One day, there was a pristine field that grew and grew and grew.
Then in walked an angry cutter and mowed the field down and rolled all the little Brome's down and rolled them up into tight balls.
Two Broam rolls were standing out in the field and the one on the right said to the other, "This fuckin sucks!"
The other one replied, "Indeed!" It coughed and asked, "So what shall we do about it my brother?"
The Other replied, "I'll tell you what we are going to do about it..." It looked down the hill and stated, "Were going to crush that house that them fuckers live in. That will fix 'em."
So the other replied with , "Ahhhh, I see. Lets do this."
So the other replied, "Let me call the rest of them," and he let out a shout for The Brome.
It was a horrid sound that one would ever hear. Little rabbits ran, squirrels hid, and even God himself cringed at the noise let lose to call forth The Brome.
At first only one came.
Then more began to arrive from the call of The Brome...
Then the Lead Brome let out a call so HORRINDIOUS that the earth shook to its very roots and the march began.
More were on the March of The Brome.
Everywhere the eye looked, there were yet more......
And More.......
AND MORE...........
Well kids, in the end, the Brome War took place, the house and the puny humans did not survive. It was an onslaught never before dreamed of. It was not very pretty.
Moral of the Story?
If you cut something or someone down, be wary of the repercussions.
Or you too, could face..............
The Attack of The Brome.
