The Pope is dead.

Post by **Suave** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:11 pm

No... really this time.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:12 pm

Actually, he's not. (yet)

The vatican has denied it a couple minutes ago.

Post by **Suave** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:13 pm

Trust me, he is dead.

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:13 pm

yea, i hear everyone saying that its over for him.. but all of the new statiosn and etc are saying that he is still clingin to life.

But is fading.

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:14 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04 ... index.html

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:15 pm

Suave wrote:Trust me, he is dead.

Because you're sitting right by his side and know more than the vatican, right?

He'll die any minute now, but it's not yet confirmed.

Post by **Suave** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:15 pm

Splish, I know it's hard to accept, death isn't easy. *HUGS*

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:16 pm

Suave wrote:Splish, I know it's hard to accept, death isn't easy. *HUGS*

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:16 pm

sucks to die for real on april fools day... no one believes it until you're cold and smelly.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:17 pm

Dr_Watson wrote:sucks to die for real on april fools day... no one believes it until you're cold and smelly.

Also raises some questions about God's sense of humor.

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:17 pm

SplishSplash wrote:
Suave wrote:Splish, I know it's hard to accept, death isn't easy. *HUGS*

IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, MAN, JUST HOLD IN THERE

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:19 pm

:icon19:

Where have you been anyway? You're like the last funny poster on this board ffs.

Post by **rep** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:20 pm

Two similarities that one cannot overlook.

Terri Schiavo was prayed for by millions, in hope that she would live and she died.

John Paul II is being prayed for by millions with the hope that he'll live, but he'll die.

Bottom line: If you're sick, don't as people to pray for you. Theoretically, if the Christian religion is real, then praying might not always reach God. You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right. Don't give me that protestant nonsense, "The baby Jesus will communicate your prayer to God nomatter what!" BS. In Christian history, Satan has proven himself to be just as powerful as God in earthly matters.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:20 pm

LOL INTERNET wrote:
IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, MAN, JUST HOLD IN THERE

I'm running out of tissue!!! :icon23: :icon23:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:20 pm

Let's all pray for rep.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:24 pm

Kracus wrote:Let's all pray for rep.

i'll sacrifice a goat for him.

Post by **R00k** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:27 pm

rep wrote:Two similarities that one cannot overlook.

Terri Schiavo was prayed for by millions, in hope that she would live and she died.

John Paul II is being prayed for by millions with the hope that he'll live, but he'll die.

Bottom line: If you're sick, don't as people to pray for you. Theoretically, if the Christian religion is real, then praying might not always reach God. You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right. Don't give me that protestant nonsense, "The baby Jesus will communicate your prayer to God nomatter what!" BS. In Christian history, Satan has proven himself to be just as powerful as God in earthly matters.

Instead of making Terri Schiavo live forever, God gave you enough retardation to make up for it. Coincidence?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:32 pm

rep wrote: You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right.

lol

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:35 pm

rep, make us a praying FAQ, i really dont wanna be chatting shit to satan

Post by **Pauly** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:37 pm

losCHUNK wrote:rep, make us a praying FAQ, i really dont wanna be chatting shit to satan

Yeah well I got Satan here, and he says he don't want to talk to you either. Hurt his feelings now you have ffs.

Post by **Cool Blue** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:39 pm

This is funny.... or spooky..

All the websites linked on google news talking about 'unconfirmed' reports the Pope is dead are all experiencing database errors that won't allow the article to display.

5/5 so far... creepy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:39 pm

Well... I really didn't think this thread could get more retarded...

Post by **Pauly** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:40 pm

Kracus wrote:Well... I really didn't think this thread could get more retarded...

but then you had to post in it didn't you

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:40 pm

Pauly wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:rep, make us a praying FAQ, i really dont wanna be chatting shit to satan
Yeah well I got Satan here, and he says he don't want to talk to you either. Hurt his feelings now you have ffs.

he's just being a bitch cus i wouldnt let him rear gun me

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:41 pm

rep wrote:Two similarities that one cannot overlook.

Terri Schiavo was prayed for by millions, in hope that she would live and she died.

John Paul II is being prayed for by millions with the hope that he'll live, but he'll die.

Bottom line: If you're sick, don't as people to pray for you. Theoretically, if the Christian religion is real, then praying might not always reach God. You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right. Don't give me that protestant nonsense, "The baby Jesus will communicate your prayer to God nomatter what!" BS. In Christian history, Satan has proven himself to be just as powerful as God in earthly matters.

Never mind that studies have shown praying can actually help sick patients.