what color flowers
Re: what color flowers
Fuck flowers, get her something ridiculous to remember you by.
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Re: what color flowers
Tip: get your woman flowers several times a year, but NOT for her birthday, Valentine's Day or Mother's Day. Do it for "no reason." Other than the fact that you like sex.
Re: what color flowers
two things, both of them useful
1) get her flowers that are the same color as most of clothes she wears or the same color as her favorite clothes or whatever
2) make sure your present isn't wrapped, if you know what i mean. girls like it raw and the risk of getting pregnant makes them hot. if you do get her pregnent, just be quick with the hanger. chances are you can get in there while she is still drunk and passed out
1) get her flowers that are the same color as most of clothes she wears or the same color as her favorite clothes or whatever
2) make sure your present isn't wrapped, if you know what i mean. girls like it raw and the risk of getting pregnant makes them hot. if you do get her pregnent, just be quick with the hanger. chances are you can get in there while she is still drunk and passed out
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phantasmagoria
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Re: what color flowers
But he can't do that with one gimp hand...riddla wrote:give her the clap
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vileliquid1026
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Re: what color flowers
white and yellow are a friendship... red is love.... etc.
I'd go with white and purple.
But if she is a girly girl she'll hop on your dick no matter what color you get her.
I'd go with white and purple.
But if she is a girly girl she'll hop on your dick no matter what color you get her.
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