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We spent a couple of hours at work deciding what the best and worst names would be for our kids.

Some of the best: Magnus, Nitro, Thunder, Thor, Hunter

Some of the worst: Whorf, Geordi, Jar-Jar

of course the kid named Magnus had better be huge, because if he's a pale skinny kid he's going to ruin it for all the other magnus's out there. Also, if you have 4 kids- name 3 of them something that rhymes, like Ken, Ben, Jen, and then name the 4th something like Isaac, just to let him know he isn't wanted.

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Where does naming your son Luke and your Daughter Leah fit in?
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richard would be lame
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On the same note, my sister just sent me an email to let me know she got an email from a guy named "Mr. Spore" who is the new green relationships specialist for her architecture firm.
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I'm surprised you didn't give your boss an honorary mention, feedberg.
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Good: Tiberius, Soren, Stonebreaker, The Mangler

Bad: Biff, Pedophilicus, Balbus, Tad
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Timo is pretty cool.

btw, feedback, speaking of your sister. is she still hot?
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Timo's a Finnish name btw.

But how about Cornelius or Tabatha? \o/
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Grandpa Stu wrote:Timo is pretty cool.

btw, feedback, speaking of your sister. is she still hot?
You could say so, but you'll have to move to SF to get a shot.
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some might consider me to be a bit excentric but by no means would i ever consider moving there; i suck at rollerblading :(
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ginger hair is your main impediment
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for moving there, rollerblading or hooking up with his sister?
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rollerblading
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oh darn
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It's alright, better to have red hair than be a fucking massive ugly virgin afraid to let anybody see your picture. :!:
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i found these pictures while searching for ugly virgin.

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Is that everyone's favourite sexual predator's jawline?
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not sure...but here's how i interpret each image.

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LOL those are great pictures, stu, now go to bed.
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my sleep schedule is fucked. lights out won't be for another hour or so :smirk:
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I was almost Leaf. Or maybe it was Leif. Whatever, either would have sucked.

One set of friends was considering Fenton (sp?) w/ the grandfather's 1st name as the kid's middle name. Luckily for the kid, G-pa put his foot down and said no way you are using my name w/ Fenton.

Another buddy just named his girl River.

I'm reading a book for work by Alister Cockburn. Seriously. Did they want him to be gay?
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I'd name my kid Ares.
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Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks
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creshendo and jubilee!

ey its the plained way!
it is about time!
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