My toes are made of steel

[Captain]

I just smashed my foot into a 30lb dumbbell and sent it sliding across the room and my toe is fine.

Here's an artist's depiction of what happened

[losCHUNK]

that toe is clearly far from fine

[Captain]

[nay0k]

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
and then you bought one.
I've got some Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man.
If I'm the fuckin' man then you're the fuckin' man as well,
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass!

[LawL]

I just smashed my foot into a 30lb dumbbell and sent it sliding across the room and my toe is fine.

Here's an artist's depiction of what happened

30 pounds

[ek]

30 pounds

[ek]

i shit 30 pound dumbbells every morning son. dont mess with me kid, i am the real deal the awesome sex machine.

[seremtan]

i shit 30 pound dumbbells every morning son. dont mess with me kid, i am the real deal the awesome sex machine.

on the internet?

take a number and get in line, 90lb nerd with thick glasses who's never been kissed

[LawL]

dumbotan, queen of all things fantasy.

[Captain]

i shit 30 pound dumbbells every morning son. dont mess with me kid, i am the real deal the awesome sex machine.

on the internet?

take a number and get in line, 90lb nerd with thick glasses who's never been kissed

Ouch

[LawL]

30 pounds

[ek]

i shit 30 pound dumbbells every morning son. dont mess with me kid, i am the real deal the awesome sex machine.

on the internet?

take a number and get in line, 90lb nerd with thick glasses who's never been kissed

30 pounds

[Captain]

lol, ignored Neanderthawls always traveling together.

[ek]

30 pounds

[Captain]

What? Could you say that again? I missed it.

[ek]

30 pounds

[LawL]

[ek]

[losCHUNK]

how many ?

[ek]

30 pounds

[losCHUNK]

thirty ?

[Ryoki]

Hey guys did you know 30 is the smallest sphenic number, and the smallest of the form where r is a prime greater than 3 and that 30 has an aliquot sum of 42 and all sphenic numbers of this form have an aliquot sum 12 greater than themselves?

Just so you know.

[Nightshade]

fuck off Guyblowki

[werldhed]

I just smashed my foot into a 30lb dumbbell and sent it sliding across the room and my toe is fine.

Here's an artist's depiction of what happened

Shameless Watterson rip-off.

[LawL]

30 pounds