The Village: 1
by Moosooman
"HAh." Said the old man as he walked down the bichon highstreet clutching his bottle of whisky and talknig to what seemed like her daughter. Who you could tell didnt really want to be with him at this moment.
"Dad... why don't you just not say anything... Your causing us alot of unwanted attention." She said rather angrilyas she was pretty much now draging him up the high street
"Remember why we are here?" She spoke looking around franticly for someone but not finding them.
"I know i know!" Spat the old man.
"its just bichon used to be .... such a pleasent place... Now a town full of great greif and Scum..." He sneered
"You shouldnt have drank... now if ive told you a billion time before... its that you Shouldn't drink while travelling! Remember that three day treck through Phantom forrest?...You must have fell out over four or five times... It was a disaster... if you want them to take is seriously my father... Its best you come to these things sober in the future!"
they continued to walk and before they knew it they were at the edge of bichon palace
"AH" Said the young girl
"We have arrived"
And so they walked into the great oak doors and into the grand hall of the legendry Bichon Pallace The floor was decorated in a luxuourius blood red carpet. The Walls littered with great paintings and tapastrys the room was empty except for a pair of guards standing at the foot of the grand stair case
"State your purpose!" Said the two guards in a unison order.
"We....A...RE the... Dellleeeegation......" The Old man tried to speak but it was too late he fainted.
"Oh dear god no not again... Whats the point in bringing him for Oma's sake if hes gonna...... grrr!"
One guard rushed to help while the other stood shaking his head But the young girl had to think fast.
"Ill go in with out him.... Theres no time to waste!"
the guards looked shocked
"Whater we do with him then?" Said the guard who was still in a deep laugh.
"Just erm leave him hear for the moment i shouldn't be that long. She began to walk towards the the throne room
"And btw i am the delegation from Arkvia... I believe i am expected."
She entered the throne room.. great room more grander than the hall Filled with marble gold and littered with more pictures. There was a great red carpet that lead towards a throne were the Emperor was sitting in deep thought. The emperor was a cloaked man at all times he hid his face under a dark mask... He wasn't a compasionate man at all But he ruled with an iron fist. She aproached the Emperor and in a weak and nervous voice she spoke.
"My lord i come from The village of Arkvia..."
" Fool!" The emperor interrupted
"First you must bow" He said in a comical tone
the royal subjects around him went into a deep and evil laugh as she wasted no time in bowing
"My lord my apologies...."
"Do continue" Said the Emperor interupting her again.
"My lord i am Counciller Jade from the village Arkvia... I have come in need of assitence... As you may know my village is right on the edge of Numa territorry The nearest Mir village to us is 40 miles down illuison path.
The numas know this... And so they have been taking advantage of us.. Burning our house's adn stealing our crops we need your help!"
the emperor tapped his fingers for a few seconds
"Why dont you leave then? As you may know my armys are stretched there is no way i can help you."
"My lord.... we are doomed then?"
The emperoor laughed carelesly
"I f you say so!" The emperor said as she stormed out of the castle
As Jade walked to find her father she had no idea what she should do know.
was she to return helpless? Or would she just simply not return, But then a thought surged in her brain
We will have to find sumone else to help us.
Gamer murdered after selling loaned virtual sword
And this:
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You know, it does sound retarded as hell, but I think that if I had something that I could get over $500 for, then I would be pissed if somebody else took it and sold it too. Whether it's a video game sword or one of my guitars.
It's obviously worth money - like it or not - so maybe it really should be considered a crime. I mean, technically he stole $500 bucks from the guy
It's obviously worth money - like it or not - so maybe it really should be considered a crime. I mean, technically he stole $500 bucks from the guy

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yeah read about that, hilarious 

[i]And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et fili, et spiritus sancti.[/i]
says the lead pipe murderer :icon19::icon19::icon19::icon19::icon19:
nonetheless, funny shit
nonetheless, funny shit
[i]And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et fili, et spiritus sancti.[/i]
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Maybe if I were one of those Diablo II battlezone addicts that played/clicked a few thousand hours to get that incredibly rare gem that boosts your Fire/Ice/Magic resistance, ups your Sword with +100 strength and adds +500 points to your nerdiness, I would be pissed for sure.R00k wrote:You know, it does sound retarded as hell, but I think that if I had something that I could get over $500 for, then I would be pissed if somebody else took it and sold it too. Whether it's a video game sword or one of my guitars.
It's obviously worth money - like it or not - so maybe it really should be considered a crime. I mean, technically he stole $500 bucks from the guy
(not making fun of you Turb :icon32: )
SOAPboy wrote:Its old..saturn wrote:lol, nice thread to lure soap and let him display his idiocy
The only real idiocy in this thread, is your guys old ass fucking insults.. You guys are fucking weak, pathetic Wannabes.. shit Testies does a better job.. at least his old ass insults are reused with some skill..

saturn wrote:SOAPboy wrote:Its old..saturn wrote:lol, nice thread to lure soap and let him display his idiocy
The only real idiocy in this thread, is your guys old ass fucking insults.. You guys are fucking weak, pathetic Wannabes.. shit Testies does a better job.. at least his old ass insults are reused with some skill..
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You know saturn.. its funny.. thats the only shit you can come up with..
you're fucking pathetic..
you're fucking pathetic..
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It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.
I am now sick.
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It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.
I am now sick.
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