My mom has been...

[a13n]

My mom has been a spy, a spy to watch me.
Because my father is not a pirate of the southern chinese, there is a large possibility that their children might not adapt themselves to the society of imperial capitalism as a slavery robot.
My mom married my papa, not because she liked him but because she and her parents could make a profit.

This would not be a special story.
Many people whose ancestors were invaded and kidnapped by japanese(pirates of southern chinese) in modern wars at northern China or northern Korea would share the similar situation.
But they are spread to various regions so as not to help each other.

[Captain]

[Captain]

違法 a13n 切り分けられる

[LawL]

Pathetic, the font doesn't even match.

[seremtan]

My mom has been a spy, a spy to watch me.
Because my father is not a pirate of the southern chinese, there is a large possibility that their children might not adapt themselves to the society of imperial fag0ts as a slavery robot.
My mom married my papa, not because she liked him but because she and her parents could make a profit.

This would not be a special story.
Many people whose ancestors were invaded and kidnapped by japanese(pirates of southern chinese) in modern wars at northern China or northern Korea would share the similar situation.
But they are spread to various regions so as not to help each other.

lol, i wonder how this would sound on oprah

[Massive Quasars]

Do you have pictures of your mal-civilized southern chinese mother you could post? Preferably mal-appropriately dressed.

[o'dium]

[a13n]

Do you have pictures of your mal-civilized southern chinese mother you could post? Preferably mal-appropriately dressed.

Sorry, there are no pics at the moment nor do I want to mal-consume and pollute my flash media.
But I can describe a situation.
She enjoys tons of useless mal-shoppings as if trying to hide her ugly look and feel.

@o'dium
Acutally we don't need no more visual evasion like that.
Your pic assures that current sick werld is mostly built on spoofing, especially on visuals, restricted poor information only going through the eyes which can never hold the whole figure of itself.

[4days]

My mom has been a spy, a spy to watch me.
Because my father is not a pirate of the southern chinese, there is a large possibility that their children might not adapt themselves to the society of imperial fag0ts as a slavery robot.
My mom married my papa, not because she liked him but because she and her parents could make a profit.

This would not be a special story.
Many people whose ancestors were invaded and kidnapped by japanese(pirates of southern chinese) in modern wars at northern China or northern Korea would share the similar situation.
But they are spread to various regions so as not to help each other.

what is your native language?

[Nightshade]

4days, a13n's native tongue is quite obviously Moronese.

[a13n]

@4days
Native language only explains where he has been living, not what he truely is.
For example when pirates of the southern chinese invaded into Korea, they forced the natives to learn japanese to make them forget the tradition there.
In that case even if surviving older natives know the truth, they cannot communicate with the descendants to tell the truth.
As a result the truth is lost.
In the end the descendants will lose the clues what happened in the past, where they come from, why they are there, why pirates of the southern chinese are sucking on them and who pirates of the southern chinese are!

[R00k]

What - you mean they don't write any of it down? tsk

[Ryoki]

1/10

[4days]

@4days
garble garble garble

so, what ns said then. nvm.

[Captain]

1/10

I didn't make it, dickslot

[seremtan]

pirates of the southern chinese

i think i caught this on pay-per-view

[seremtan]

a13n is the thinking man's plained

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

a13n is the thinking man's plained

larf

[LawL]

I didn't make it, dickslot

You chose to post it, retard.

[Canidae]

Did someone say Dick Cole?

[Ryoki]

a13n is the thinking man's plained

hehe

[a13n]

Sorry guys for my critical mistake on expression.
Strictly speaking my mom has been a zombie, which has spied me.
Yes, she is a zombie and things are worse than just a spy because zombies don't listen to the sane, that is, true human beings.
I don't know when she was infected(at least before marrying my papa who doesn't belong to pirates of the southern chinese, that is, an enemy against them or an target to be eaten up) but at least I could regret to say that the name of virus is the tiny "materialism".

And that's why I like to watch zombie movies.
Because it's the very world, with which I've been familiar since the beginning of my consciousness.
Killing zombies and escaping from zomibes mean a struggle for the sanity.
It's a kind of Jihad!

Of course she received the virus from henchmen of pirates of the southern chinese.

We, the sane, must survive!

A small leak can sink a shopping maul!

Pirates of the southern chinese drooling


Pirates of the southern chinese running


Our only hope is to escape!


They are too many, too powerful!


Escape from the sick infected island!

[MKJ]

fucking hell, go away

[Ryoki]

great movie though.

[obsidian]

I'm confused. So these "Pirates of the Southern Chinese"... are they Chinese, Japanese, or are you talking about Chow Yun Fat. It had better not be the latter, because Chow Yun Fat has decidedly been declared as awesome.



BTW, Sarah Polley...