I drink.....

[LawL]

FaiL proves that his dementia has overtaken him.

gayc0k proves that his aids has overwhelmed him.

[nay0k]

FaiL proves that his obsession with me has overwhelmed him.

[LawL]

gayc0k proves that his obsession with cum has drowned him.

[tnf]

I recall a junior high health class where we were supposed to look at beer advertisements for subliminal advertising about death and the dangers of drinking and driving like skull shapes in the ice cubes. I blame my 5 year battle with alcoholism on that teacher.

[nay0k]

gayc0k proves that his obsession with cum has drowned him.

FaiL proves that his obsession with beer has permanently fucked up his synapse.

[LawL]

gayc0k proves that he is synonymous with gay sex.

[nay0k]

FaiL proves he has nothing left.

[Grudge]

A belgian once told me it's their #1 export beer because noone in belgium actually drinks that watery stuff.

Isn't the same true for you Dutch and your Heineken?

And the Danish and their Carlsberg for that matter.

[Ryoki]

No, we drink our Heineken

[MKJ]

also, theres a vast difference between Heineken and export Heineken.

[LawL]

FaiL proves he has nothing left.

gayc0k proves his retardation.

[CitizenKane]

also, theres a vast difference between Heineken and export Heineken.

heineken is the shittest beer on earth. Pliny the Elder Ale and Karl Strauss Double IPA.. now there's some good beer.

[Big Kahuna Burger]

ipa's

[Shmee]

one of my work colleagues looks like wayne rooney in a blonde wig



p.s. she's female

?

[a13n]

also, theres a vast difference between Heineken and export Heineken.

Same here.
Heineken is acutally manufactured by pirates of the southern chinese.
It tastes like japanese beer, singapore beer or whatever cocky.

[DRuM]

ive been a cheap ass and haven't bought good beer lately. yesterday was thanksgiving and it was mostly a wine day....
tonight has been bud light and it's about 4:30 in the morning, good night q's. I've been meaning to try to Sam Adams scourge recommended, probablyh some time sono.

edit: a-whatever, geoff, i guess im gonna call you, I've had asian beer before and they've always been really dry, really nothing like european beer at all

Hey kid, you're so cool drinking all that beer. Here's an exclusive club. They only let the most elite drinkers in! I think you're ready.
http://www.lvcentraloffice.org/

[Nightshade]

Baffling that some hot chick hasn't snapped him up yet.

[Ryoki]

She's maybe using you to rebel against her parents ey.

[Ryoki]

Before my current girl, my longest relationship was 6 months as well. I recognise your emotional crippledness - filling that black fucking hole in your chest with drugs/alcohol and the attention of women you don't care about is a good way to feel better in the short run.

It sounds cheesy, but a good one worth keeping will come along eventually. Don't worry about it, you'll recognise her when you see her - and she'll fix you right up.

[Ryoki]

Thank you

[plained]

yay!