My mom has been...

[Massive Quasars]

Pirates of the southern Chinese are of southern Chinese origin. They are also the original colonizers and current inhabitants of Japan.

This is their century, as such the mongols and mutt-hybrids of northern China are jealous beyond measure.

[SplEEb]

I clicked half expecting to see the words 'a pornstar'. Maybe some gash

Gash is gtg!!.

[seremtan]

I clicked half expecting to see the words 'a pornstar'. Maybe some gash

ironically, there's a pirates of the southern chinese restaurant in oxford called gashi gashi

[seremtan]

p.s. all this "my mom's a zombie" crap is southern chinese code for "my mom wouldn't let me use the family computer and i'm only able to post this because she's upstairs getting seen to by her ex-con boyfriend"

[ek]

hilarious

[seremtan]

bit close to home for you?

[LawL]

wow strong unfunny

[seremtan]

no i said 'home' not 'homo'. there's no need for you to come running

[LawL]

Posting the same thing twice won't make any of your attempts at humour any less of a failure, pedobear.

[DRuM]

ironically, there's a pirates of the southern chinese restaurant in oxford called gashi gashi

Really? You should take a photo of the restaurant, then do a photoshop of it. Add a car and a picture of geoff for extra giggles. It would be a masterstroke.

[Doombrain]

Posting the same thing twice won't make any of your attempts at humour any less of a failure, pedobear.

jesus, you fucking hypocrite

[LawL]

Yeah I make so many double posts.

[Doombrain]

posting the same thing twice is your signature

[LawL]

Duumbrain meltdown desperation in full swing.

[Doombrain]

bingo!

[LawL]

CRUSHED...

[Doombrain]

you have issues

[seremtan]

ironically, there's a pirates of the southern chinese restaurant in oxford called gashi gashi

Really? You should take a photo of the restaurant, then do a photoshop of it. Add a car and a picture of geoff for extra giggles. It would be a masterstroke.

would it make you less bitter?

[LawL]

It certainly couldn't make you any less funny.