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A colleague of mine purchased a small genetically engineered pig as a pet. It's approximately the size of a rabbit, and has no teeth. It's claws are nearly unnoticable and it's squeel is quite soft. The beast remains quite inteligent as far as pets go, she has entertained us every lunch with stories of Great Pig Escapes. I offered to take it off her hands for a small fee, but she would have none of it.
[size=85][color=#0080BF]io chiamo pinguini![/color][/size]
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FailRyoki wrote:A colleague of mine purchased a small genetically engineered pig as a pet. It's approximately the size of a rabbit, and has no teeth. It's claws are nearly unnoticable and it's squeel is quite soft. The beast remains quite inteligent as far as pets go, she has entertained us every lunch with stories of Great Pig Escapes. I offered to take it off her hands for a small fee, but she would have none of it.
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Hey Dom, I noticed you and ryoki having a bit of a dig at each other a while back. I'm not surprised. That stupid dutch cunt gets on my tits too. Ever since he made a funny or two at q3w he suddenly thinks he's the man with all the lines. As if he knows anything about comedy considering he thinks fonejacker is rubbish.Ryoki wrote:A colleague of mine purchased a small genetically engineered pig as a pet. It's approximately the size of a rabbit, and has no teeth. It's claws are nearly unnoticable and it's squeel is quite soft. The beast remains quite inteligent as far as pets go, she has entertained us every lunch with stories of Great Pig Escapes. I offered to take it off her hands for a small fee, but she would have none of it.
ryoki: "Yeah... fucking terrible... Doombrain posted a bunch of these before. It's just not funny at all... it's hidious and stupid and i'd much rather watch a powerpoint presentation on the prognoses of the salescycle for the next fucking quarter than to be confronted with any more of this completely brainless, profoundly unfunny shit."
What the FUCK do the dutch know about comedy? I'd love them to name one famous dutch comic. I can't think of any, can you?
Anyway, if you ever wanna have a dig at him again, I'll gladly back you up if I see it.
DRuM.
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I'm taking notes, this is miles funnier than anything I have ever postedRyoki wrote:A colleague of mine purchased a small genetically engineered pig as a pet. It's approximately the size of a rabbit, and has no teeth. It's claws are nearly unnoticable and it's squeel is quite soft. The beast remains quite inteligent as far as pets go, she has entertained us every lunch with stories of Great Pig Escapes. I offered to take it off her hands for a small fee, but she would have none of it.
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Ryoki wrote:A colleague of mine purchased a small genetically engineered pig as a pet. It's approximately the size of a rabbit, and has no teeth. It's claws are nearly unnoticable and it's squeel is quite soft. The beast remains quite inteligent as far as pets go, she has entertained us every lunch with stories of Great Pig Escapes. I offered to take it off her hands for a small fee, but she would have none of it.
Yep, I know. No worries. I only mentioned it so we could have a bit of a laugh if the need arises. Anyway, off to get me hair cut. Later mate.
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Well this is clever. Dumbrain does everything he can to lure me into the void, then edits all my posts when I post here. Great way to keep me posting in the void. What a fucking dunce he is 
Ok dumbrain, you win. I just won't post here and you'll be bored again. See ya
Ok dumbrain, you win. I just won't post here and you'll be bored again. See ya
