Bald beaver
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I see someone woke up on the unfunny side of the crypt this morning.
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lol no0b...Nightshade wrote:No. FFS it looks like a fucking ham sandwich. Racing stripe, please.
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ok, "peewee"Nightshade wrote:I see someone woke up on the unfunny side of the crypt this morning.

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Oh dear, seems seremtancient's Alzheimer's is flaring up again. Someone will most likely find him in the yard in his dirty boxers screaming about Nazis and scones...
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and you're calling me unfunny 
sounds to me like you got home to find that comedy had walked out on you, taken all the furniture, the dog, your precious victrola and prized collection of 78s, and left a note saying "i'm filing for divorce and a restraining order you shiny bastard - signed: comedy"

sounds to me like you got home to find that comedy had walked out on you, taken all the furniture, the dog, your precious victrola and prized collection of 78s, and left a note saying "i'm filing for divorce and a restraining order you shiny bastard - signed: comedy"
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i really like vegan scones
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Yes, I am calling you unfunny, for very obvious reasons. My last post wasn't meant to be hilarious, just a prediction of what your afternoon holds. Don't break your staff over it, Soreoldman.seremtan wrote:and you're calling me unfunny
sounds to me like you got home to find that comedy had walked out on you, taken all the furniture, the dog, your precious victrola and prized collection of 78s, and left a note saying "i'm filing for divorce and a restraining order you shiny bastard - signed: comedy"

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well my afternoon is finished and guess what? that didn't happen, nor did anything anything remotely like happen, which makes your prediction neither funny nor accurate
that shiny thing on your shoulders ain't no crystal ball, slappy
that shiny thing on your shoulders ain't no crystal ball, slappy

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9pm New Years Eve and pedotan is home alone posting on the internet. 

Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
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Like you'd remember it anyways, you senile old fart.seremtan wrote:well my afternoon is finished and guess what? that didn't happen, nor did anything anything remotely like happen, which makes your prediction neither funny nor accurate
that shiny thing on your shoulders ain't no crystal ball, slappy
And that wrinkled mass on your shoulders might actually be a catcher's mitt, crusty

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Bald faced hypocrisy.Nightshade wrote:YOU of all people making appearance-based remarks? Post a pic or fuck the hell off.
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Failed joke attempt doing nothing to hide the fact that you're so horribly ashamed of your appearance that you won't post a picture of yourself.
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Nostrahampuss predicted that a shaving epidemic would engulf the world in the 21st century and God would send his son back to earth again because he was too obese to make the appearance himself.

