Self-portrait thread

[Underpants?]

borke

[+JuggerNaut+]

[quote="bork[e]"][/quote]

[mancubus]

fuck u...

is that you? you're not that fat

ps
nice fatty

What I thought as well. I was expecting a man mountain of blubber.

[mancubus]

Try to cope with it

Ahhhh.... my eyes!!!!.... must........put..........shades........on

Get a tan man. Your whiter than a eskimos arsehole. To say you are bald is an understatement. I bet Gramps feels like a sasquatch next to you.

[Peenyuh]

Hey Nightshade. Are you active or prior service? USMC, right? What was yer MOS? (yes, I know the Marines don't use "MOS" desig) I'm merely curious 'cause of the pic on the monitor behind you + yer screen name + plus the pointy cover hangin on the wall.

[GONNAFISTYA]

is that you? you're not that fat

ps
nice fatty

What I thought as well. I was expecting a man mountain of blubber.

That was taken in Amsterdam last weekend. I let people think I'm a fat blob because it's the only ammo they have.

I'm only 87 kilos...but MKJ still can't lift me.

[Nightshade]

Ahhhh.... my eyes!!!!.... must........put..........shades........on

Get a tan man. Your whiter than a eskimos arsehole. To say you are bald is an understatement. I bet Gramps feels like a sasquatch next to you.

Quit yer cryin' ye wee fucking girl. Skin cancer is bad, and I shave my head.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Quit yer cryin' ye wee fucking girl. Skin cancer is bad, and I shave my head.

You look pretty buff...unless it's just the shirt making you look bigger. You must have angry man-sex for exercise or sumthin.

[Nightshade]

Hey Nightshade. Are you active or prior service? USMC, right? What was yer MOS? (yes, I know the Marines don't use "MOS" desig) I'm merely curious 'cause of the pic on the monitor behind you + yer screen name + plus the pointy cover hangin on the wall.

Former sergeant of Marines, 1994-2000, MOS (yes, we used the term) 5954, Air Traffic Control Communications Electronics Technician.

[Nightshade]

Quit yer cryin' ye wee fucking girl. Skin cancer is bad, and I shave my head.

You look pretty buff...unless it's just the shirt making you look bigger. You must have angry man-sex for exercise or sumthin.

That's all me, hoss. No penetration or anything, but I've spent the last year rolling around with sweaty menfolk.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Air Traffic Control Communications Electronics Technician.

^^ Goddamed nerd.

[Peenyuh]

I know I'm askin for it from some of these fools on here, but I'll say it anyway. Thank you for your service from me and my Family. Respects.

[Nightshade]

Air Traffic Control Communications Electronics Technician.

^^ Goddamed nerd.

Proud of it, too. Btw, pass me that joint.

[GONNAFISTYA]

That's all me, hoss. No penetration or anything...

Your life must feel as empty as your ass.

[Nightshade]

I know I'm askin for it from some of these fools on here, but I'll say it anyway. Thank you for your service from me and my Family. Respects.

You're welcome.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Btw, pass me that joint.

Heh...it wasn't mine. I met a couple of hotties in a coffeeshop and they insisted on getting me blasted. I have to say that I got fucking wasted on like 3 hits.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I know I'm askin for it from some of these fools on here, but I'll say it anyway. Thank you for your service from me and my Family. Respects.

Nobody here is against the troops or what they do. We're against the fetid cunts who send them out.

[scared?]

I know I'm askin for it from some of these fools on here, but I'll say it anyway. Thank you for your service from me and my Family. Respects.

lol moron he didn't anything but make it worse...too bad he wasn't kia'd...

[scared?]

in basic training...

[seremtan]

geoff you're a bad man

[andyman]

halloween 07

[R00k]

lol

[mancubus]

Ahhhh.... my eyes!!!!.... must........put..........shades........on

Get a tan man. Your whiter than a eskimos arsehole. To say you are bald is an understatement. I bet Gramps feels like a sasquatch next to you.

Quit yer cryin' ye wee fucking girl. Skin cancer is bad, and I shave my head.

Do you get a cancer that is good??

Why do I get this uncontrolable urge to chalk my pool cue?

[Nightshade]

I'd say that any cancer you got would be good. And you have an urge to chalk your pool cue because you're trying to make a horribly stupid bald joke, largely due to the fact that you're just fundamentally unintelligent and can't come up with anything more clever.

[mancubus]

I'd say that any cancer you got would be good. And you have an urge to chalk your pool cue because you're trying to make a horribly stupid bald joke, largely due to the fact that you're just fundamentally unintelligent and can't come up with anything more clever.

Now who is crying??

Take it easy Nighty, just goading ya. Glad to see it worked.