People Can't believe I'm single because of my looks

[LawL]

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/583116225.html

[bork[e]]

self portraits go here

[LawL]

So why did you post a picture of your asshole?

[Denz]

OMG!!! I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole! She is butt ugly!

[bork[e]]

So why did you post a picture of your asshole?

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[LawL]

OWNED

[DRuM]

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/583116225.html

Christ, what a deluded monster. "Men are intimidated by my looks." You got that bit right, bitch

[Whiskey 7]

OMG!!! I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole! She is butt ugly!

Luckily on the other side of the world from me.

scared?...

Yes

[Whiskey 7]

No command of English

I love the finer things in live

Interestingly too, only white men please.........

Not attractive at all in my book

BTW what is the BBW she mentions?

[Denz]

She wants an educated man... well I would have to guess with her English skills that would have to include any guy that has finished High School?

[Canidae]

BBW? Big Boned Woman?

Yeah, right.Listen woman...just because you've had a lot of big bones put in you doesn't give you that title.

What the hell is that growing where her chin is? A Macintosh?

[tnf]

thats a big stomach bone she has.

[Denz]

It appears that she's growing a Sherman tank instead of an actual chin.

A russet potato also came to mind but I thought the other was funnier.

[Denz]

A fat woman asking for a slim well educated man.

Uhh... I want some of the weed she's smokin cause I really need to hallucinate too.

I really don’t think there is enough weed on the planet to make her look beautiful.

I wonder how much alcohol it would take. I’m pretty sure I would pass out before I found out.

If she were to walk into a plastic surgeon’s office she would be treated like the queen she so desperately needs.

[+JuggerNaut+]

please stop.

[Massive Quasars]

Denz likes his women. Fortunately he's also monied.

[Whiskey 7]

BBW? Big Boned Woman?

Yeah, right.Listen woman...just because you've had a lot of big bones put in you doesn't give you that title.

What the hell is that growing where her chin is? A Macintosh?

TY Canidae

[GONNAFISTYA]

That bitch will die lonely and broke.

[ek]

There are two scenarios that could cause her to think like this.
a) she is friends with al ot of fat ugly chicks, who tell each other they are hot

b) she is friends with a lot of hot stunner's, who she has to protect like a mother and cock blocks every guy that tries to get in their pants. out of jealousy, that she isn't getting any.

[mancubus]

Fuck me what a pig!

[Pauly]

Fuck me what a pig!

That a request?

[seremtan]

Men are intimidated by my looks.

[busetibi]

Christ on a crutch
I wouldn't let my dog fuck that

[Foo]

She'd prolly go up from a 1 to mebbe a 3 or 4 if she dropped all that fucking weight.

Even so, jesus christ 8|

[horton]

It is nice to know that when lawl isn't being a dick on Q3W, he spends his time looking for fat bitches in the sad/single/lonely section of craigslist.