People Can't believe I'm single because of my looks

[o'dium]

Lawl why are you looking at Singles info anyway?

[seremtan]

and in toronto

[FragaGeddon]

BBW? Big Boned Woman?

No, it stands for Big Bitching Whore.

[Foo]

I'm ashamed to know that it stands for Big Beautiful Woman HAHA I DON'T THINK SO TOAD FACE

[andyman]

sledgehammer chin

[Nightshade]

Not only is Denz lying, because he'd fuck that hamgoblin, but he himself is possessed of a face like a bucket full of smashed crabs.

[Tsakali_]

I went to a usual bar last night which I haven't done in ages with a few friends and the amount ugly (both mentally and physicaly ) without self awareness was sickening, these people made me feel superhuman, and my self image isn't all that great...there is so much worthlessness in this world, you just have to look in the dark little corners of our society to remind yourself once in a while. Plus it reminded me why it's been so long since I've been to neighborhood bars

[+JuggerNaut+]

...but he himself is possessed of a face like a bucket full of smashed crabs.

fucking

[CaseDogg]

She wants an educated man and she likes the finer things in "live".

[scared?]

i'm thinking it's a joke...someone fucking with here...

[lars63]

Oh my!!! She could scare a buzzard off a doo wagon at twenty paces

[Lieutenant Dan]

A female Jay Leno right there.

[tnf]

After all that's been said, who here would still hit it?

F2. no.

[Foo]

[+JuggerNaut+]

After all that's been said, who here would still hit it?

...

[Foo]

Actually I'm gonna go ahead and upgrade




Then to be safe, take off and nuke from orbit

[vileliquid1026]

...scared?

[Foo]

Well I definitely ain't jellus

[GONNAFISTYA]

Actually I'm gonna go ahead and upgrade




Then to be safe, take off and nuke from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.

[Underpants?]

is there anything more awesome than deluded teen drama llamas? I think not.

[DRuM]

It's the only way to be sure.

I bet you'd be happy if she put a condom on her chin and fucked you up the arse.

[Massive Quasars]

...scared?

Thanks bro, but not one to talk.

[seremtan]

It's the only way to be sure.

I bet you'd be happy if she put a condom on her chin and fucked you up the arse.

we now return you to your scheduled programme of DuMB being not funny at all

also: "wildebeest", fucknuts. or gnu, if that's too many letters

[DRuM]

fuck u..

[GONNAFISTYA]

I bet you'd be happy if she put a condom on her chin and fucked you up the arse.

Well yes. Now that you mentioned it, her chin would probably fit as far up my ass as that can opener you call a nose.