So, I haven't sparked a fatty in a good long while

[GONNAFISTYA]

NS...as we say in Winnipeg..."Spark 'er Parker!".

I guess the only thing you have to worry about - besides your wife potentially getting pissed at you (I know too many "former toking women" who are now hoity toity when you light up around them) - make sure you have a good lie for the little one if she ever spots you or notices the "daddy just ran over a skunk" smell.

[Κracus]

I'm actualy one of the oldest members here. My original account was banned for fun by dave because he's a twat and can't read properly. My real subscription date is Dec 1999. This account is a workaround Daves idiocy. He made the name Kracus an unregisterable account. you can try it if you want, you'll see what I mean.

Actually you asked to be banned before that happened.
I'm guessing your small mind sorta pushed that tidbit of info out when you had to remember where the toilet paper was.

Nope, I never asked to be banned. I said I was moving and wouldn't have a pc with access and wouldn't be around here for awhile. I went to a friends house one day and decided to drop by, say hi, Dave, and the massive ego that accompanies him decided to understand what I said earlier was that I was leaving and never comming back and then proceeded to ban me for going against my word (which I had never given.)

Of course every other git like yourself beleived him instead of going back and actualy reading the thread which is obvious that's not what I said.

[+JuggerNaut+]

[Κracus]

lol I'm a giant, that door is regular size, I swear.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Deep down, I know you liked those threads. As does everyone else. You only mock them because you can't follow.

In all seriousness they were fun because they were comedy gold. The reason I "couldn't follow" what you were trying to say in those threads is that you approach ideas the way a drunk approaches the last cougar in a shithole bar: all over the place, crashing and bashing into everything along the way before finally falling flat on your face.

But you must admit you're long overdue. It's time you hit the bong, stared up at the sky and came up with another fetid brain fart.

[Κracus]

I'm not denying that.

[Κracus]

If only you knew the random thoughts I've been spewing lately, you'd laugh. I just browse this forum (more recently) as a secondary forum, I post on another one nowadays as my main forum.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Oops. My mistake: you never got your non-thought-out theories from looking up at the sky...you got them sitting on the toilet.

[GONNAFISTYA]

If only you knew the random thoughts I've been spewing lately, you'd laugh. I just browse this forum (more recently) as a secondary forum, I post on another one nowadays as my main forum.

Link us so we can go there and have a laugh.

[+JuggerNaut+]

lol I'm a giant, that door is regular size, I swear.

lol, i was looking for "kracus ban me"

[Κracus]

This pic is better, at least I'm smoking a J, it's more fitting with the thread.

[Κracus]

googling my name comes up with a ton of hits about me. My favorite tho is this one.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kracus

[Turing]

I am really really shocked that this thread ended up with people being in favor of smoking marijuana.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I am really really shocked that this thread ended up with people being in favor of smoking marijuana.

As you should be. We're all red-blooded, Conservative Republicans here.

[Peenyuh]

googling my name comes up with a ton of hits about me. My favorite tho is this one.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kracus

First thing I saw, was a little tiny pic of a table full of buds. It was just below the definition. Tag on it was "bud".

[Dr_Watson]

i don't smoke to get high. it's medication for me.

(i'm in cali remember)

the getting high part is just the aftertaste.

[Nightshade]

NS...as we say in Winnipeg..."Spark 'er Parker!".

I guess the only thing you have to worry about - besides your wife potentially getting pissed at you (I know too many "former toking women" who are now hoity toity when you light up around them) - make sure you have a good lie for the little one if she ever spots you or notices the "daddy just ran over a skunk" smell.

No worries, she's the one getting it.

[Ryoki]

In more ways than one i reckon.

In other news: this is day three of me going without cigarettes. This is my second serious attempt at quitting. It fucking sucks, i'm moody as hell. It's even worse than yesterday, because the physical side of the addiction is not here anymore to entertain me with sudden crazy energy and nervous twitches.

[MKJ]

second serious attempt
keep telling yourself that.

[Ryoki]

I'm always puzzled by non smokers thinking smokers keep trying to quit. We don't, we hate quitting, it sucks big time.

I mean it when i say second serious attempt - i've only once gone through this godawful shit before with the serious intention of not starting again.

The few other times i temporarily ceased smoking were after sickness / extreme colds - and they were not serious...

[MKJ]

lies and you know it. you said you quit smoking on multiple occasions, one of which you were able to last for a week (rofl). it also had nothing to do with being sick.
nurd.

[Ryoki]

Non serious, experimental attempts!

PS fuck u..

[MKJ]

just call m like i see m

[Ryoki]

:wubs:

[GONNAFISTYA]

When I got to Montreal I tried quitting. I lasted a week.

Guyblowki is right, quitting sucks.