Stop Uwe Boll from making movies

[Jackal]

Oh, btw, I have friends that met Uwe Boll and they said he was very humble and nice.

[+JuggerNaut+]

but nerds seem to understand that if the game that they like was licensed out to a better (maybe even cheaper?) director, they would do a better job. and then, the movie would make the nerds happy because it would show a cool version of their game.

well that's a deal breaker.

[E:v:O]

Oh, btw, I have friends that met Uwe Boll and they said he was very humble and nice.

"Uwe Boll has released a video stating that he is "the only genius in the whole f***ing [movie] business" and that other directors such as Michael Bay are "f***ing retards". He has also expressed hopes that somebody will start a Pro-Uwe Boll petition, which he is sure will hit a million signatures"

Humble? sounds like a pretentious prick

[+JuggerNaut+]

or perhaps he upset the internet.

[Captain]

or perhaps he upset the internet.

^^

Sounds to me like he's just trying to give people more reason to hate him.

++ publicity

[E:v:O]

psh if it worked for hitler...

[GONNAFISTYA]

....other directors such as Michael Bay are "fucking retards".

Uwe Boll is completely correct on that point.

TBH...I'd rather see a "Stop Micheal Bay From Making Movies Forever You Worthless Cunt" petition. Same for Paul W.S. Anderson and that fetid shitsack Roland Emmerich.

[E:v:O]

....other directors such as Michael Bay are "fucking retards".

Uwe Boll is completely correct on that point.

TBH...I'd rather see a "Stop Micheal Bay From Making Movies Forever You Worthless Cunt" petition. Same for Paul W.S. Anderson and that fetid shitsack Roland Emmerich.

I don't disagree one bit, but the 'other' directors that he is referring to also make themselves out to be pretentious pricks, who would probably say the same about Uwe Boll. Especially that Paul W.S Anderson, he's a tit.

[Dr_Watson]

147661 Signatures Total

[GONNAFISTYA]

I don't disagree one bit...

I never gave you permission to agree with me, child fucker.

[tnf]

Here's why the people signing this thing are idiots. Uwe Boll is not obligated to do anything once there is a million signatures. In fact, what I guarantee he'll do is leverage these one million signatures to do more movie projects under the argument of "these are people who care about the movies I make".

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

I think they overestimate their ability to hurt is e-feelings or perhaps he figured this would happen all along and decides that if it starts to spread and his name gets around to 100000 people that haven't heard his name or seen his shit and some of them end up liking it, for some reason, he still wins.

[Transient]

I wonder if now that I signed it I'm going to have to box him?

[Dave]

Uwe Boll ißt Babys

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol

Someone pleads their case as to why Uwe Boll needs to make movies.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jh ... rv07053100

To rid the film industry of such an insane curio as Uwe would be as lunatic as the storylines to some of his films. All it would do is deprive us all of a sustained joke, one which provides film-makers a cast-iron standard to be set against: “My film will not be as bad as (insert Uwe Boll title)”...

...Before signing the petition, you have to ask yourself a serious question; who else would cast Michael Madsen as a horse-riding vampire hunter named Vladimir?

That's like saying we need a crackhouse in every neighborhood to appreciate "the good life".

[Fender]

lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY
"I'm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay..."
lol

[Foo]

That's like saying we need a crackhouse in every neighborhood to appreciate "the good life".

We don't?

[bitWISE]

http://www.petitiononline.com/uwelive/petition.html

lolwut?

[Immo]

Uwe will knock you the fuck out!

[bitWISE]

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/52571

fucking lmao

[Peenyuh]

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/52571

fucking lmao

I am SO signing this now!

[+JuggerNaut+]

"...guys writing all the Internet bullshit about me and sitting in their houses where mommy pays for everything."

- Uwe Boll

[+JuggerNaut+]

lol @ the idiots that signed.

[Peenyuh]

lol @ the idiots that signed.

But...it's a free pack of gum!!!!!