I love my job, but

[ek]

Way to fucking go, shows how much conflict and problem solving skills you have. Idiot.

[Ryoki]

that's weak. a couple of days ago, one of my co-workers (female) ran over another (also female) in her car on the driveway of where i work, pushed her and her bike into the ditch, and trapped her underneath the car for about 3/4 hour. now that was drama

Shit, really?

[Geebs]

I usually wait WAY too long to tell them though (which may be the case here)

I went downstairs and she was still sobbing. She basically cried for an hour and was still crying as she walked out the door. I think there would have been less tears if someone died.

On a more positive note, all that crying must mean she's slightly cleaner than before.

[mancubus]

I don't blame you at all. Having to work with someone for eight hours of the day with disgusting habits and questionable personal hygene would really get on my tits. I would have told that fucking troll straight to her face to keep mouth shout when yawning and to put her hand over her mouth when she belches. Not quite sure how I would go about telling her thaty she needs to wash her stinking racid snatch.

[vileliquid1026]

I went downstairs and she was still sobbing. She basically cried for an hour and was still crying as she walked out the door. I think there would have been less tears if someone died.

I waited too long, but I really didn't want to be the one to tell her because I'm too direct and I have the finesse of a jack hammer. Also, we're not the best of friends. I thought it would be better received if someone else told her. Oh well.

Now you have to get on your boss's case for letting the wench sit there and suck up an hour of payroll doing nothing.

And if your not the best of friends, then don't worry about it. :\ She'll live.

I don't blame you at all. Having to work with someone for eight hours of the day with disgusting habits and questionable personal hygene would really get on my tits. I would have told that fucking troll straight to her face to keep mouth shout when yawning and to put her hand over her mouth when she belches. Not quite sure how I would go about telling her thaty she needs to wash her stinking racid snatch.

When she started crying you should have thrown in, "But i didn't even tell you about how your box smells like rotting fish..."

[menkent]

haha, women.

[Grudge]

indeed

[obsidian]

You should probably give your boss hell for leaving you hanging on your own like that. You two should probably have planned out exactly what to say beforehand. At the very least, you would have been able to point out her entire hygiene problem rather than just her burping. Now you have to eventually go back and point out her other issues which will cause another unproductive day of drama.

BTW, Wabbit, Scooter and Vile all in one thread.

[Wabbit]

Naw, I'm done with it unless it goes to management. I've left alot of information out so it's not really fair to expect you guys to be able to accurately judge the situation. Currently, there are 8 other people that are negatively effected by Patti's lack of "restraint" when it comes to sharing her bodily functions. Now that it's been said, they are perfectly willing to tell management it was/is a problem. They just weren't willing to be the first to say anything.

[Tsakali_]

you're trying to paint quite a peculiar picture of this chick. I mean she is vile yet her feelings get hurt so easily...she must be a moron

[Dr_Watson]

sounds like your boss isn't really cut out for leadership.

[Peenyuh]

...she is vile...

Too easy. Nobody gonna touch this one?

EDIT: Honesty upfront beats having it get this far later on. I hope the situation turns out for the best..for everyone involved.

[Nightshade]

Holly fuck, thank God I don't work in an "office", never will.

Just reading the post talking about it, Wabbit, it makes me want to vomit in to someones mouth, and then make them eat it. I just cant stand "office talk", "office people", "office anything". My God, wow, fuck you people are like fucking drones man.

No offence to anyone, just get out of there while you still can, and go live your life man!!

Shut the fuck up, Aqueera.

[axbaby]

anyone not smart enough to realize that there is a time and place for burping and farting probably does worse things at home.

god help us if that woman has kids.

there is some intelligent advice here .. if there is a problem nip it in the bud ,deal with it right there.

to sit around and gossip about it is an office habit that usually can backfire.
i fortunetly being the outsider have dealt with it because the locals "Boers" did everything they could to get me fired.
i finally had to put an end to it and have been at peace ever since.

Roberta needs distance , she is no freind of yours.

[Foo]

I think I said this in my last thread, but my sister chews with her mouth open and it's fucking horrible.

[seremtan]

Holly fuck, thank God I don't work in an "office", never will.

Just reading the post talking about it, Wabbit, it makes me want to vomit in to someones mouth, and then make them eat it. I just cant stand "office talk", "office people", "office anything". My God, wow, fuck you people are like fucking drones man.

No offence to anyone, just get out of there while you still can, and go live your life man!!

Shut the fuck up, Aqueera.

you just wanted to post 'Aqueera'

[Tsakali_]

I think I said this in my last thread, but my sister chews with her mouth open and it's fucking horrible.

my brother does the same plus it comes with a jaw clapping sound effect

[Wabbit]

I just talked to Ellen. She said after I left at 9 last night, Patti started eating cottage cheese and plums. It was so bad Ellen ran to the ladies room and got sick

[seremtan]

so does this repugnant breath monster actually do any work when she's not stuffing her face?

[+JuggerNaut+]

exaggerate ++

[obsidian]

You guys should just pool some money together and get her one of these...

[Wabbit]

exaggerate ++

You would like to think so. I wish you could talk to the other people here. Everyone has heard someone burp. No big deal. You've probably sat with someone that was a noisey eater. No problem. When it goes on for months though, it begins to turn your stomach. I've touched base with 3 people today that said it caused them nausau. When I told Ellen it didn't go well with Patti, she said tough shit. She said she's puked a bit in her mouth a few times but last night's food happend to be really wet, so there was alot of sound involved and it got to her. I believe her. At this point, you guys get the idea. If anything new and exciting happens, I'll let you know

[Wabbit]

so does this repugnant breath monster actually do any work when she's not stuffing her face?

There have been times she has worked, yes.

[+JuggerNaut+]

exaggerate ++

You would like to think so. I wish you could talk to the other people here. Everyone has heard someone burp. No big deal. You've probably sat with someone that was a noisey eater. No problem. When it goes on for months though, it begins to turn your stomach. I've touched base with 3 people today that said it caused them nausau. When I told Ellen it didn't go well with Patti, she said tough shit. She said she's puked a bit in her mouth a few times but last night's food happend to be really wet, so there was alot of sound involved and it got to her. I believe her. At this point, you guys get the idea. If anything new and exciting happens, I'll let you know

why people eat at their work desk is beyond me. your boss should make them eat in the fucking breakroom and the rest of you hens eat when she's not in there.

[vileliquid1026]

...she is vile...

Too easy. Nobody gonna touch this one?

EDIT: Honesty upfront beats having it get this far later on. I hope the situation turns out for the best..for everyone involved.

Eat shit