The what did you have for lunch/dinner today thread.

[E:v:O]

Medium-Rare Sirloin Steak with Scampi and Chips and a mingin side salad for decorative purposes.
Home made by me.

[E:v:O]

...oh and a bottle of Leffe beer also!

[seremtan]

...oh and a child's precious innocence also!

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[Turing]

Jesus Fucking Christ, what an abortion of a thread.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Well...you guys know that I'm a fat cunt and shake the earth beneath my feet. So...since the spirit of this thread is to be forthright in discussing what we had for lunch and dinner, here's my typical set of meals:

Since I weigh 3000 kg (and I'm glued to the toilet) I can't get up to actually get the food I eat. What I normally do is hire a shitload of Mexicans to carry my food in for me.



After I'm done eating lunch (which takes at least an hour because those illegals are slow in unloading the truck) I'll usually have a light snack of say 400-7000 Twinkies. Then, after some other Mexicans clean up the mess and the wrappers and wipe my shit-glazed ass, I'll spend the rest of my day eating at least three of these things:



....but only after I've fucked the corpses.

[Captain]

...oh and a child's precious innocence also!

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rofl

[bork[e]]