Tell a really good lie and see if anyone believes it .....

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:08 pm

I'll start.

I am 2nd in line to the throne.

Post by **Bacon** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:15 pm

I jumped 27 ft. up in the air while polishing my yo-yo and chewing bubble gum

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:18 pm

Bacon wrote:I jumped 27 ft. up in the air while polishing my yo-yo and chewing bubble gum

lies!

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:36 pm

95% of lies are believed if used with statistics

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:40 pm

78% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:17 pm

The Welsh are a refined people.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:52 pm

my balls hurt

Post by **LeonardoP** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:05 pm

i pee standing up

Post by **Pauly** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:19 pm

I read all of this

Post by **Fender** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:05 pm

goof is funny

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:28 pm

Duke has an IQ of 192.

Post by **Bdw3** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:29 pm

I'm lying. :icon14:

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:32 pm

Memphis drinks moderately.

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:26 pm

Bdw3 wrote:I'm lying. :icon14:

:icon33:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:42 pm

im lieing about thinking about lying for a lie i may never think of

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:41 pm

My IQ is not 167

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:18 pm

FlamingTP wrote:My IQ is not 167

You're meant to tell a lie.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:37 pm

DRuM wrote:
FlamingTP wrote:My IQ is not 167
You're meant to tell a lie.

I know that, flawless job if I do say so myself.

Post by **DRuM** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:43 am

FlamingTP wrote:
DRuM wrote:
FlamingTP wrote:My IQ is not 167
You're meant to tell a lie.
I know that, flawless job if I do say so myself.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:51 am

Having a massive cock like mine has its inconveniences.

Post by **Bdw3** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:00 am

ToxicBug wrote:Having a massive cock like mine has its inconveniences.

So you have a convenient small cock?

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:31 am

DRUMS NOSE IS SMALL

Post by **brisk** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:57 pm

come on, keep it believable

Post by **diego** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:09 pm

FlamingTP wrote:My IQ is not 167

You don't look like a retard.