Theory of PETS by a13n

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We are all pets, including capitalists and gangs.
I hit on this theory this morning when just happening to find a discarded miserable baby cat.
Who wants himself or herself to be a pet than anyone else and forcing others to be so as well?
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Such insight.
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This means modern human beings and their pets such as dogs are, in a sense, inferior to even ants, insects and mites.
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So, what did you do with this cat that you found. Did you eat it?
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velcroed it to his head
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obsidian wrote:So, what did you do with this cat that you found. Did you eat it?
well not before fucking it, I certainly hope. ^_^
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I had hoped border patrol caught up with you.
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Theory of a13n by Nightshade:

He's a fucking retard.
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obsidian wrote:So, what did you do with this cat that you found. Did you eat it?
To be bad, it was a Friday morning and I had little time to care about him.
All I could do was to give him a cup of milk just before commuting.
When I reached my workplace, I googled about discarded cats, only to find out that they don't drink milk at all.
Next morning I got to the exact same place where I found him but he was nolonger there.
I really regretted that I didn't remember a rich merchant who loved and cultivated various cats, living around here.
At least I should have brought him in front of the house of that merchant.
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because merchant banker of the southern chingnese is renowned for his animal compassion
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Actually pets of PoTSC, namely merchants, really love dogs.
Owning pets cost but hey they don't have the duty to pay tax.



Oh, if someone is not a pet, he is a livestock.
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What a fucking weirdo.
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