when you go number one

[bork[e]]

do you try and make the water spin by hitting mainly on one side, or nail the center like a lady whore?

[Peenyuh]

Personally, I try for that "vortex" effect like the plane in Top Gun makes.

[Ryoki]

I go for the sides

[R00k]

in a bowl i hit the center, but in urinals i go for the sides to minimize splash.

[LawL]

in a bowl i hit the center, but in urinals i go for the sides to minimize splash.

Don't lie faggot, you sit down to piss.

[R00k]

only on urinals. on toilets i stand on the rim and try to miss my socks.

[losCHUNK]

the floor

[SplEEb]

--- Diapers ftw!!!!

[tnf]

Didn't jules make a post some time ago bout the virtues of sitting down while pissing as it relaxes some muscle for optimal bladder emptying or something like that?

And I go for the middle when I'm at someone's house with one of those bathrooms that is situated so that everyone in the house can hear what is happening in there. I like them to hear how healthy my prostate is and marvel and my strong and uninterrupted stream as the sound reverberates through the house.

[bork[e]]

lol, and yes I believe it was her.

[R00k]

I thought juggs was the one who sat down to pee?

[Peenyuh]

Didn't jules make a post some time ago bout the virtues of sitting down while pissing as it relaxes some muscle for optimal bladder emptying or something like that?

And I go for the middle when I'm at someone's house with one of those bathrooms that is situated so that everyone in the house can hear what is happening in there. I like them to hear how healthy my prostate is and marvel and my strong and uninterrupted stream as the sound reverberates through the house.

That's funny. I was at a friends house once and the accoustics worked well like that. i went into the bathroom and sat on the counter. For the next ten minutes I slow-poured one cup of water into the toilet while filling another. the looks I got when I came out were priceless.

Piss Funnies =

[bork[e]]

your friends must really suck to hang out in the bathroom by yourself for that long.

[tnf]

Didn't jules make a post some time ago bout the virtues of sitting down while pissing as it relaxes some muscle for optimal bladder emptying or something like that?

And I go for the middle when I'm at someone's house with one of those bathrooms that is situated so that everyone in the house can hear what is happening in there. I like them to hear how healthy my prostate is and marvel and my strong and uninterrupted stream as the sound reverberates through the house.

That's funny. I was at a friends house once and the accoustics worked well like that. i went into the bathroom and sat on the counter. For the next ten minutes I slow-poured one cup of water into the toilet while filling another. the looks I got when I came out were priceless.

Piss Funnies =

Conversely, those bathrooms really suck when you have to shit and know its going to be eventful.

[CaseDogg]

scat flick.

[Peenyuh]

your friends must really suck to hang out in the bathroom by yourself for that long.

Dang. I never thought of it that way.

[LawL]

only on urinals. on toilets i stand on the rim and try to miss my socks.

[Tsakali]

sometimes, I flush while I'm pissing and i try to finnish off just as the toilet's done flushing right when water level is at its lowest... you know just before it starts going back up. If I miscalculate I'll have to flush again cause there's now a little bit of it left in there... I never fail, but when I try it on other people's bathroom sometimes I fail cause the flush period is not usualy the same...some toilets take longer than others. With experience you can size up the toilet just by looks...I have almost mastered this, but there's always the odd toilet which gets the best of me.

The slower a toilet flushes, the more challenging it gets ...

[plained]

i doen like to just likre to smash into the serface water ey i'm sofisicatated so i have a areator like on a tap y'know?
i piss threw there and that creats a nice soft surface breaking shower of pee

as a bunus you get a nice roomfilling scent too!

[Underpants?]

i like to live on the edge. that means I piss as close to the rim as possible. Sometimes i get burned by this risky behavior: i remember once walking around a party wondering why everything at the food bar smelled like rancid goat cheese covered in unbagged grass clippings which had fermented for up to a week in a hot garbage can. Then I realized there was piss all over the front of my light sand teriweave pants. Then I realized i had eaten asparagus the night before and again at lunch that day.

[Therac-25]

do you try and make the water spin by hitting mainly on one side, or nail the center like my mom?

straight down the center

in urinals that have holes, i try to aim inside for splash minimization

[Tsakali]

FYI I shaw Batman the dark night at 12:30 am last night, and after the movie ended, I went to the bathroom like the rest of the sheep to pee. there's nothing better than standing next to 2 guys and while you're still pulling your slong out, you feel little mist hitting your flipflop wearing feet

[Underpants?]

flip flops and urinals

[Peenyuh]

FYI I shaw Batman the dark night at 12:30 am last night, and after the movie ended, I went to the bathroom like the rest of the sheep to pee. there's nothing better than standing next to 2 guys and while you're still pulling your slong out, you feel little mist hitting your flipflop wearing feet

I said I was sorry. Sheeeeeshhhh!