and you forget your paper, but its ok because theres a new shampoo bottle you can have a read of, you finish up and breath a sigh of relief until you look at the roll holder and see cardboard....
.... WHAT DO YOU DO ?
so you settle in for a good shit
so you settle in for a good shit
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Re: so you settle in for a good shit
Make a thread about it on the internet.
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Re: so you settle in for a good shit
good job i took the lappy in with me 

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Re: so you settle in for a good shit
It's the only way to take a dump.
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Re: so you settle in for a good shit
keeps you occupied long enough so you can flake the crap off with a nail brush 

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Re: so you settle in for a good shit
isnt there a corse you can take to develope self-wipeing skills i believe?
like a lips spitting ey
you doen drool all over when you spit right?
apply that too arse---->
like a lips spitting ey
you doen drool all over when you spit right?
apply that too arse---->
it is about time!
Re: so you settle in for a good shit
also i had remember reading about a master who would reach right in there and pull the poo out ey
thats prolly goen make 4 a clean exit
execpt 4 the hand part but asswise u be rockin'!
thats prolly goen make 4 a clean exit
execpt 4 the hand part but asswise u be rockin'!
it is about time!
Re: so you settle in for a good shit
anything anal-related and you're all over it. i wonder why?LawL wrote:Make a thread about it on the internet.

Re: so you settle in for a good shit
Another homo post from pedotan, there's a shocking surprise. 

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Re: so you settle in for a good shit
another unfunny comeback from hasselhoff's butt-boy, there's a shocking surprise 

Re: so you settle in for a good shit
Another unfunny post from Gary Glitter's idol, there's a shocking surprise. 

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