yet another shit thread

[Therac-25]

the ds charges in the downstairs throne room.

convenient.

[mancubus]

My wife generally leaves womens magazines in the toilet so I end up reading all sorts of articles about women disaffected by their husbands. Maybe its a hint!!

[bitWISE]

I'm not even on the pot long enough to complete the thought process required to pick up a book. I don't understand wtf takes you people so long.

[SoM]

i hope jules dont see this thread

[werldhed]

He already posted in it.

[chopov]

When I come home from work first thing I do is taking the newspaper out of the letter box and going with it for a long and good read/dump. Next morning before leaving I read the rest and do the daily crosswords before it goes into the waste paper box besides the bowl. There's nothing better than a relaxed dump that took so long, your legs are both numb due to your blood circulation pinched by the good old hard toilet seat.

[ScooterG]

I had The Silence of the Lambs in my bathroom forever.

[AmIdYfReAk]

so apparently you need the shit scared out of you?

[ScooterG]

Haha. Do any of you read in the bathtub? That's my other bathroom reading place.

[SplEEb]

I read Playboy. Right now I'm in the middle of the interview with UFC's Dana White.

[Scourge]

I'm not even on the pot long enough to complete the thought process required to pick up a book. I don't understand wtf takes you people so long.

Exactly.

[xer0s]

when i was younger, and perceived an imminent bowel event, I'd scurry around the house looking for interesting reading material. I'd inevitably pick several items - perhaps a comic book, a novel, and an empty shampoo bottle. The process of hunting down these items was integral to the experience, as the longer it took to hunt, the more desperate my situation became, yet this was matched by an increasing level of anticipation and reward.

I'd enter the loo, lock the door, sit down, find an interesting sentence to start with, and let loose. And about a paragraph later, I was done, feeling quite silly.

There were occasions when I'd have a legitimate marathon session which allowed a solid reading session accompanied by a flow of peristaltic contractions. I'd get through some serious pages then.

And there were times when I just lazily sat well after my bowels were purged, just reading.

Now I tend to have very efficient movements, and don't bother reading, though a shampoo bottle does help the mind relax...

Jules, only you can make a shitty story experience so delightful.

[tnf]

I'm currently going through a classical literature phase and working on the scarlet pimpernel (I haven't read it for about 18 years.)

[Peenyuh]

I'm not even on the pot long enough to complete the thought process required to pick up a book. I don't understand wtf takes you people so long.

Exactly.

Maybe you two just need yer spokes tightened up a bit.

[Tormentius]

Usually Wired or Mens Health here.

[LawL]

i hope jules dont see this thread

Moron Alert.

[bitWISE]

Maybe you two just need yer spokes tightened up a bit.

I was waiting for that