A lewd thread about sexual curiousities.

[o'dium]

Yeah, I've came on her, in her, all sorts, and its a turn on for me and her. I cant actually remember the last time I came without it being in her in some way, she loves it.

And yeah, shes a squirter, we found that out early in the relationship. Usually when shes taking a right pounding.

[Geebs]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[o'dium]

How is that sick? Its perfectly normal.

Heres something thats sick. Getting your other half to shit on you while you piss on her. THATS sick.

[^misantropia^]

Why? Dogs do it all the time.

[Therac-25]

There are a few posts in here that are talking about how porn sort of hams up these activities. I agree. But, I think it's worth considering that such porn (anal, semen-swallowing, bondage, feet, etc) wouldn't exist if it didn't totally turn on a large number of people.

porn creates this kind of weird feedback loop in guys. we grow up watching porn before getting some, so we get turned on by the things we see in porn, not because they're specifically arousing, but just because it's what we were jerking off to for years.

the whole "ejaculate on her" thing (as opposed to inside, where it usually goes) was mostly a tradition in porn. there's nothing special about it, other than that's the way it was originally done, so that's what guys got turned on by, so that's what kept being made. a decent amount of porn (at least on the internet, i dunno where else you would get porn) has done away with that tradition.

guys can get fixated on anything involving sex. this doesn't mean that the thing itself is arousing (the arousal exists in our brains, not in the activity), but just that guy's hyperactive sexual obsession subroutines happened to pick that thing.

O'dium, you have implied that you ejaculate on your girlfriend. Can you spare some insight on what is so appealing about that? And what does she think about it?

mostly the times i've done that i've been thinking about porn, so it's probably some attempt to capture/recreate the feeling of a porn clip, which is usually not positive towards the woman. as for what she thinks about it, obviously she doesn't mind or it wouldn't happen.

[Hannibal]

sexual...subroutines

A gimme some - a gimme some - a gimme some - a gimme some -
P.T. - P.T. - P T - P.T.
A good for you - a good for you - a good for me - a good for me
Mmm good - mmm good - mighty good - mighty good

[Geebs]

How is that sick? Its perfectly normal.

Heres something thats sick. Getting your other half to shit on you while you piss on her. THATS sick.

Nah, that's just difficult. What's actually physically nauseating is your tedious attempt to re-cast yourself from blindingly anal nerd to some sort of pornstar. You're trying to show off to a group of people that either get more than you, or are prepubescent. Or are Mazda.

[o'dium]

Recast myself? Come on chief, I appreciate a good flame every now and again but when your posting in a thread where the sole purpose is to post about your sexual attitudes and likes/dislikes, you cant be shocked to find people actually [shock-horror] posting what they get up to and what they think is normal. [/shock-horror]

[mancubus]

Some of the stuff listed here in Moguls thread is pretty tame. I have pounded a few ladies assholes before, some have done it before, some were virgins, but most liked it or though it was fun to try just as long as you apply plenty of lube. A particular favourite of mine is licking it before I insert my member, most of them think it tickles and seem to like it. I don't care as long as she is clean.

Most women don't like cum facials because they see it as a form of humiliation. Almost all of them don't mind it anywhere else on their bodies, I particularly like doing it on their tits and getting them to rub it in. As for swallowing your cum, it is usually around a 50% mark for women who will and those who won't. Some of those will just let you cum in their mouths but will spit it out and some will gobble it down. I usually find asking them about 30 seconds before you shoot your load what they want to do with it helps. I used to go out with this Australian girl, she couldn't get enough of my spunk and was more than happy to swallow the lot.

I have also had a couple of women shove a finger up my arse (without warning) when they are down on their knees in front of me. Can't say I liked it.

As long as it doesn't involve animals, children or fecal matter then I think people should be free to do what the fuck they want.

[DRuM]

Fucking hell I must be a sex god or something because the things you people are talking about in here on softcore compared to what we get up to at night...

[o'dium]

Its ok Drum, I'll cut you a break. I've seen your face mate and tbh it doesnt shock me in the slightest that a nice, slim woman has sat on it.

[phantasmagoria]

omg look at me i had durty sex with a womens and gots to get semen on her tehehe. i even gots to put it in her cacky pouch \o/!!!!

[DRuM]

I've seen face your mate

engrish?

[Jackal]

HAHAHA I can't believe I hadn't stumbled into here earlier.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[l0g1c]

Ok, even though it was used in context, it took me a good 10 seconds to figure out wtf a "cacky pouch" was.

[xer0s]

Fucking hell I must be a sex god or something because the things you people are talking about in here on softcore compared to what we get up to at night...

One of the funniest threads in awhile...

[CaseDogg]

Recast myself? Come on chief, I appreciate a good flame every now and again but when your posting in a thread where the sole purpose is to post about your sexual attitudes and likes/dislikes, you cant be shocked to find people actually [shock-horror] posting what they get up to and what they think is normal. [/shock-horror]

it really does seem like you're overcompensating for virginity.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

o'dium's porn trademark is, he's naked but for that tie of his (whilst he pounds the squirt out of hairy minge)

[X-R-Cist]

I think I'm going to be sick.

2 girls, 1 cup

[GONNAFISTYA]

A friend of mine is into rubber, rope & whips and considers himself a "dom" who frequents fetish clubs. He admitted to me that one time he was a "sub" and that he sucked another man's cock because "he had to".

I asked him bluntly if he could have normal sex and he said yes but it bores him.

[LawL]

lol @ asking sex questions on a forum where 9 out of 10 members are virgins.

[Tsakali]

too lazy to get into a conversation like this, I mean really...but I find most of these things to be virgin stereotypes, or more simply something which reinforces in some inexplicable way one's male superiority.

cum in the face? little penis in a tight hole? getting some bitch to proverbially "shallow"?

yeah that has nothing to do with male superiority issues.

[JazzD_]

this thread has 25 stars out of 10 on my retardness rating scale. gotta love q3w

[LawL]

retardness

This word gets 25 stars out of 10 on my retardation rating scale. Gotta love self owning morons.

[vileliquid1026]

Well one HAD to think that this thread would take a turn to the worse rather quickly.

And thats not me being big headed, or trying to get inter-points... I honestly do think the stuff in this thread is softcore. In fact the only thing I havent done is with a nother man there (Fuck off, no) and another woman there (Damn...). I've cum on my partner pretty much everywhere, used toys, had hardcore bondage etc... Try everything once mate, unless its with another man, in which case leave that to DoomBrain

I second this except I have fucked a few girls and im not into the hardcore bondage with the gag balls and all that shit. And whoever (GFY) mention rubber and the fetishes a few posts back... I was reading this fetish book some girl gave me a couple of months ago. I had NO idea about the rubber suits and the masks and stuff. That shit is just weird.

This isn't going to be a discussion about who's done what, because this IS Q3W, and it's my understanding that often times here, the truth is stretched. That being the case, why bother making claims of anything. Look at Mazda, he could easily claim having fucked exact triplets while their Mom sat in the corner and polished the marble, and really we all know that that's not true, but it's a claim. So really, if you have an opinion on something feel free to talk about it, but don't bother making this out to be some big "You gotta do this cuz I did and if you didn't you're lame" thread.

Yes, and Hello.

how many of you guys have made a girl have a squirting g-spot orgasm? or had your whole hand inside a woman? by all means, don't die without these experiences.

Okay, A) my bf's sister and I have been thinking a lot about the squirt and we are both currently TOTALLY fascinated with it... Who the FUCK wants to fist some nasty whore? Im glad that's such a turn on for you you desperate fuck... I seen a few girls you could stick your goddamn head into if your interested, mofo.