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oh shi

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whats with a13n posting all these threads all of a sudden?

fuck u...
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OH LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.

(U mad?)
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whats with MKJ posting all this bitterness all of a sudden?

fuck u...
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stfu Puto Grande.
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after spending a month in inner mexico, i can safely assume that peenyuh is a fat cunt with 18 siblings and 24 kids.

(im furious)
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peenyuh's dad is also his grandad

they read about fritzl down in meheeco and just shrugged
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MKJ wrote:after spending a month in inner mexico, i can safely assume that peenyuh is a fat cunt with 18 siblings and 24 kids.
You forgot his large hat.
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Wow! Talk about stereo-typing! I only have 23 kids. Dumb asses!
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A white guy goes into a plastic surgeon and says, "I want to be a black man." The doctor replies, "Alright, but in order to turn you into a black man, I'm going to have to darken your skin by 70%, reduce your brain mass by 30%, and add 4 inches to your penis." The white guy eagerly agrees to this and goes in for the operation.

After the operation, the doctor says to the formerly white guy, "I'm so sorry... there was a mix up in your surgery notes. I ended up darkening your skin by only 30%, reducing your brain mass by 70%, and deducting 4 inches off your penis. Is there any way that you could ever forgive me?"

The former white guy replies, "Si Senor."
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oh, i get it. youre saying that peenyuh has 70% less brain and a very short dick?
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seremtan wrote:A white guy goes into a plastic surgeon and says, "I want to be a black man." The doctor replies, "Alright, but in order to turn you into a black man, I'm going to have to darken your skin by 70%, reduce your brain mass by 30%, and add 4 inches to your penis." The white guy eagerly agrees to this and goes in for the operation.

After the operation, the doctor says to the formerly white guy, "I'm so sorry... there was a mix up in your surgery notes. I ended up darkening your skin by only 30%, reducing your brain mass by 70%, and deducting 4 inches off your penis. Is there any way that you could ever forgive me?"

The former white guy replies, "Si Senor."
Hilarious.
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that white guy should sue for malpractice
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seremtan wrote:A white guy goes into a plastic surgeon and says, "I want to be a black man." The doctor replies, "Alright, but in order to turn you into a black man, I'm going to have to darken your skin by 70%, reduce your brain mass by 30%, and add 4 inches to your penis." The white guy eagerly agrees to this and goes in for the operation.

After the operation, the doctor says to the formerly white guy, "I'm so sorry... there was a mix up in your surgery notes. I ended up darkening your skin by only 30%, reducing your brain mass by 70%, and deducting 4 inches off your penis. Is there any way that you could ever forgive me?"

The former white guy replies, "Si Senor."
I don't get it. Could you talk slower please?

*secretly laughs cause that was pretty funny*
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lot of morons in this thread...
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