Today

[Captain]

A frog fell from the sky and landed right beside me. It then squirmed around for a couple minutes before passing away in agony

[Dark Metal]

And yet, you still can't get laid. Jesus Christ man, it's raining frogs and you're a virgin.

[Captain]

People you call "friends" have told me you're actually quite bitter and unbearable

[Dark Metal]

You can believe that to be true all you like, however the fact remains, you can't get laid.

[Captain]

Ooh sorry buddy, you have to taller to ride this bandwagon

[MKJ]

raining frogs and mazda having a chance to get laid. according to the bible, both are signs of the apocalypse.

stock up on shotgunshell and oilbarrels everyone !!!

[bork[e]]

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[Peenyuh]

Except for the violent frog death, this thread's weak.

[LawL]

If only your opinion counted.

[Doombrain]

Ooh sorry buddy, you have to taller to ride this bandwagon

what

[seremtan]

A frog fell from the sky and landed right beside me. It then squirmed around for a couple minutes before passing away in agony

and inside there was a message that said "ha ha you baked-bean-faced swedish virgin the joke's on you"

[Ryoki]

Hey Mazda, what were the exact circumstances of this sudden frog dropping? Did someone throw one at you or was there some unexplained phenomenon at work? What the fuck?

[Captain]

Seagull dropped it