Rap Battle translated

[Ryoki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk

Made me laugh...

[Captain]

ye olde

[Ryoki]

I know of a woman with whom you've had sexual intercourse. I, too, have had sexual intercourse with said woman, and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions and particulars of your genitals, and I tell you what she said was not very generous, sir.

[Peenyuh]

Say, Mr. Ryoki, you have indeed received title over this gentleman in this thread.

[Captain]

I know of a woman with whom you've had sexual intercourse. I, too, have had sexual intercourse with said woman, and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions and particulars of your genitals, and I tell you what she said was not very generous, sir.

I'm quite positive that said woman had been rendered bitter as a result of receiving a sample of my gentlemanly fluids in her retina, thus placing a distinct bias in her statements. This bias may or may not have been in my best interests and based on your testimony I would very much conclude that it was a case of the latter.

[Captain]

PS. I believe this woman was your mother, my dear chum.

[MKJ]

rofl

[Fender]

I tried to find the original a few weeks back, but never did. Anyone?

[MKJ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_piBuxab ... re=related ?