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axbaby
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looks like i'll be out of a job soon with our company being bought out.

so anyone need a qualified dishwasher or garbage collection.
i'll do anything to feed my large family .. very desperate for money.

i will work for food .. must be kosher and not bloody .. not well done .. something in the middle of burnt and bloody.

coleslaw wouldn't hurt .. i like coleslaw.

i am presently in Namibia but will relocate anywhere but Canada .. i hate Canadians and their god damn funny talk.
speak American you feckin tards.

anyway .. if you need anything from a format to changin the spark plugs on your superfly deisel speed machine .. i am your man.

and please no rotary Wankel Wanker engines .. i hate them fucking spinny motors .. give me a V9 anyday .. tons of power despite the vibration.

so ya anyway .. takeover by some giant uranium superpower with most likely their own geo scientists .. that means they don't need me.

i guess we shall see ..

i need food and money .. send it to me please yesterday .. tommorow never comes because ... the grass is always cleaner .. all the standard cliches apply here.
food , money , a car would be nice but hard to carry so make it a small one.

i'll let you know if the new guys keep me .. most likely they will but you never know.

car , food , money and some clothes .. i don't wear underwear so pants with 2 legs and a shirt will do nicely.

i usually wear cothes but not red clothes please .

end of spam
might be unemployed for the first time in 25 years :)
too many job offers to even worry but this kinda sucks to be honest .. i like these guys.

cheers .. end of spam
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axbaby wrote:
so anyone need a qualified dishwasher or garbage collection.
Ask geoff, he's fed up with doing it, he might employ you.

Oh and, sutf ax.
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I found some really cool lookin rocks in my garden just before my hair started falling out and I puked a little bit....

Anyway, I'll hire you to find out what it is. You can sleep in the shed. Oh! And there's a company car too. It's a '76 Datsun with a hefty bag passenger window. Ashtray is clean though...

Send references to Wabbit, she'll sort out your immigration stuff. She's, like, a lawyer and stuff.
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DRuM wrote:
axbaby wrote:
so anyone need a qualified dishwasher or garbage collection.
Ask geoff, he's fed up with doing it, he might employ you.
Goof's wife might very well need a new dishwasher since he's about to croak soon :olo:
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axbaby wrote:to feed my large family ..
How many do you mean by large if you don't mind to answer?
Does it mean that you've followed GOD's order unstoppably?
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lol jobs...
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DumB .. stfu all the way to hello

arw
any rock that has specks of yellow is a keeper. not much in nature creates that color. blue and green as well.

wabbit is my freind

i personally like Geof and anyone else who stands out from the crowd.

i lied about a large family , they are all dead or just forgot my email address.

lol jarbs...

today will be an interesting day , it could be very very good "possibly working for a world wide company=travel" or being booted out of a foreign country and starting "over=choosing where in the world i want to work"

win win unless the world decides they don't need me to find them new uranium or gold deposits.
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scared? wrote:lol jobs...
lol aids...
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cant you live off your Jolyzone money?


.. that sounds like I'm suggesting turning tricks :paranoid:
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I'm might hire you to find me some gold. I'll let you keep half of what you find!
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LawL wrote: lol aids...
lol lawl...

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Everytime i see that celladwella i feel this strange combination of pity and loathing :vomit:
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scared? wrote:
LawL wrote: lol aids...
lol lawl...

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lol fail...
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lol pathetic...

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well i know who bought us .. if i told ya i would get fired and probably charged with a crime.
we are after all talking about billions of dollars.
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scared? wrote:lol pathetic...

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lol keep owning yourself...
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scared? wrote:lol pathetic...
You idiot :olo:
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Will your new boss allow you to set up servers in quakecon 2009?
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[color=#666666]When I went to a zoo, I found myself in another zoo, too. - a13n[/color]
[color=#999999]Homeless is a living proof that[/color] [color=#FF00BF]Benjamin Franklin's quote "There're two things certain, tax and death" is wrong[/color] [color=#999999]and GOD had wanted[/color] [color=#FF00BF]him to be an evil liar, that is, SATAN[/color][color=#999999]. - a13n[/color]
[color=#666666]There are too many GODs in this werld for [/color][color=#FF00BF]the ONE&ONLY[/color][color=#666666] to be valid. - a13n[/color]
[color=#666666]Nothing ventured, the rest of everything just given. - a13n[/color]
[color=#FF00BF]I need a soldier! - Sarge[/color]
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