The last movie you saw

[Tormentius]

The Happening - 3/10

It started out creepy but became incoherent as the film progressed. Probably Night's worst work to date.

You don't mess with the Zohan - 6/10

Its ridiculous and over the top yet has some good laughs.

[LawL]

Every time I come back to this thread and read the retarded reviews and ratings by the morons, I'm reminded as to why I never bother posting in it.

[Chupacabra]

you dont mess with zohan was an above average movie? i havent seen it, but the trailer looked like absolute shit.

[Jackal]

The Happening - 3/10

It started out creepy but became incoherent as the film progressed. Probably Night's worst work to date.

You don't mess with the Zohan - 6/10

Its ridiculous and over the top yet has some good laughs.

I would reverse the two ratings. Neither were good but Zohan was terrible.

[MKJ]

Every time I come back to this thread and read the retarded reviews and ratings by the morons, I'm reminded as to why I never bother posting in it.

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[Captain]

[LawL]

And how many of those posts are reviews faggots.

[Tormentius]

I would reverse the two ratings. Neither were good but Zohan was terrible.

Yeah on further thought I should have pegged Zohan at about 4 .

[MKJ]

And how many of those posts are reviews faggots.

you didnt say anything about posting reviews
dont try to weasel your way out of the blatant selfownage here, nerd

also,

[LawL]

Ok you pedantic faggot I should have said "never bother posting reviews". Fuck you...

[Grudge]

just stop posting

[LawL]

U mad?

[Ryoki]

No Country for Old Men 8/10

Solid acting throughout, i liked it.

[Dark Metal]

The Dark Knight 9/10

[Don Carlos]

Die Hard 4.0 - 7/10

[Grandpa Stu]

ironman 9/10 - if i was a superhero this is what i would be, character wise anyways.

the devil's rejects 7/10 - more plot driven than house of 1000 corpses but still fucked up. a good gory film with a few parts worth smirking at.

[diego]

and if youre going to slam how they explained the Joker in the first movie..well..

The first origin account, Detective Comics #168 (February 1951), revealed that the Joker had once been a criminal known as the Red Hood. In the story, he was a scientist looking to steal from the company that employs him and adopts the persona of Red Hood. After committing the theft, which Batman thwarts, Red Hood falls into a vat of chemical waste. He emerges with bleached white skin, red lips, green hair, and a permanent grin

later, the Joker was fleshed out more in The Killing Joke (excellent comic) as such

The most widely cited backstory, which the official DC Comics publication, Who's Who in the DC Universe, credits as the most widely believed account, can be seen in The Killing Joke. It depicts him as originally being an engineer at a chemical plant who quits his job to become a stand-up comedian, only to fail miserably. Desperate to support his pregnant wife, Jeannie, the man agrees to help two criminals break into the plant where he was formerly employed. In this version of the story, the Red Hood persona is given to the inside man of every job (thus it is never the same man twice); this makes the man appear to be the ringleader, allowing the two criminals to escape. During the planning, police contact him and inform him that his wife and unborn child have died in a household accident.[12][13]


Stricken with grief, he attempts to back out of the plan, but the criminals strong-arm him into keeping his promise. As soon as they enter the plant, however, they are immediately caught by security and a shoot-out ensues, in which the two criminals are killed. As the engineer tries to escape, he is confronted by Batman, who is investigating the disturbance. Terrified, the engineer leaps over a rail and plummets into a vat of chemicals. When he surfaces in the nearby reservoir, he removes the hood and sees his reflection: bleached chalk-white skin, ruby-red lips, and bright green hair. These events, coupled with his other misfortunes that day, drive the engineer completely insane, resulting in the birth of the Joker.[12][13]

BAM

shut up nerd

[MKJ]

looks like you're upset

[Doombrain]

you're turning into a right little Lawined

[MKJ]

hey I was told to shut up, AND called a nerd. what was I to do


(i.e. its a running gag between diego and me)

[Plan B]

The Core

Fucking lol, I really tried to suspend disbelief, but the amount of implausible bullshit was just too much.
Nice cast though, and could have been enjoyable if the writers would have at least been bothered to deal with the major scientific flaws.

[Grudge]

lol, yea that's one of the stupidest movies out there

it's up there at the top of the list together with King Arthur

[R00k]

Death at a Funeral - 8.5/10

brilliantly funny

[Ryoki]

Max Payne 3/10

They got the coat right.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Hey man! I'm Marky Mark! I just wanna talk to you! How ya doin? Wanna do a movie together? Didja see me figure out the plants were homocidal maniacs? Huh? Did you see that I used my intelligence? I'm just talkin here! Did you see me figure out the plot twist to one of the shittiest movies out this year? Didja? Say hi to your mutha for me.