well i finally got the operation

[axbaby]

for christmas i got meself circumsized today.
figured after 40 some odd years it was due.

didn't hurt half as much as expected , surgery lasted one hour.
doctor says chance of infection is virtually zero so i won't bother wearing a condom anymore iffin i get me some some.

he also said i would be having sex in no time which is good news because i haven't had sex since Netscape

[Dark Metal]

Off the the synagogue next?

[axbaby]

with my Yamaha

[Dark Metal]

Perhaps you should go back to that doctor, get a prescription for sex. See how that works.

[axbaby]

so you mean i would need to take 4 types of pills?


Viargra Sexagra and Hurlagra Shameagra

[Dark Metal]

You've just ruined the mild amusement I was getting from this thread. Way to go, Ron Joly.

[axbaby]

$200 for a rare 4 cylinder "running on 3" 1997 Dodge Neon is teh funny

[Fender]

for christmas i got meself circumsized today.
figured after 40 some odd years it was due.

wtf? why?

[axbaby]

bored stiff

[axbaby]

Dark Metal hurt my feelings for the umpteenth time today with words .. caustic salad words.
i ask thee why but thee hath no raisins d'etre.
gah .. bored to hell ...against doctors orders i may fiddle with my bandaged head.

[Dark Metal]

I say you count the black people.

[Peenyuh]

You guys really need to stop talkin about wieners.

[axbaby]

40% black folk here have Aids and here is poor me with no help at all.

TIA

[axbaby]

"haven't had sex since Netscape" .. i crack me up

[Dark Metal]

Hey it's Ax's 9 year anniversary here tomorrow...

[axbaby]

9 years and still playing quake3.

[MKJ]

"haven't had sex since Netscape" .. i crack me up

yea that was worth a chuckle.

i'm still stuck on "wtf for" thing tho

[spl1ff]

When they're done, can you take the bit of skin with you as a souvenir?

[axbaby]

i had to get the surgery because i was suffering from poor aim.

[axbaby]

When they're done, can you take the bit of skin with you as a souvenir?

i had a hockey injury in my tweens on an eyelid so the doc used some of the leftover skin to improve my foresight

[Massive Quasars]

Julios, forgive his insolence.

[axbaby]

he must be stopped at all cost even if i have to sacrifice a few of you , together we can conquer the Ax's of Evil

[losCHUNK]

ow

[axbaby]

bandages came off today
doctor says the swelling will go down.
FUCK

[losCHUNK]

good fuck or bad fuck ?