So I bought a new shotgun...

[YourGrandpa]

Yes, I really would. You're obviously a simpleton without the ability to comprehend even the most unsophisticated rationale. Your overwhelmingly stereotypical, lower class, redneck mentality and incapacity to construct an independent conclusion has doomed you to an existence of mediocrity and failure.

Comb-over. Thanks for playing.

Dude, you're half a notch above retard. Your most complex thought has to be the above post. Which you probably had to get your mom to type for you. You would seriously injure yourself and your poor mother if you ever got your dimwitted hands on a weapon.

Mong over.

[Scourge]

Dude, you're half a notch above retard. Your most complex thought has to be the above post. Which you probably had to get your mom to type for you. You would seriously injure yourself and your poor mother if you ever got your dimwitted hands on a weapon.

Mong over.

I hope you weren't emphasizing 'you're' and 'your' because you think the usage was incorrect.

[LawL]

Dude, you're half a notch above retard. Your most complex thought has to be the above post. Which you probably had to get your mom to type for you. You would seriously injure yourself and your poor mother if you ever got your dimwitted hands on a weapon.

Mong over.

Son, if someone labelled you a retard it would be a compliment. You've never had a complex thought in your subpar life. Maybe your mother could assist you in constructing a sentence that doesn't look like it was created by an eight year old. It's only a matter of time before you blow Cruella's or your bald head off.

Comb over.

[plained]

wow crazy gun ey

i ony ever seen shotguns behind glass at canadian tire!

theryre the wood grain kind tho not the video game kind

[Ryoki]

Why do guns always have to be such menacing black? It's so cliche. I think fluorescent orange paint would communicate much clearer the inherent dangers of handeling such a weapon. Or maybe you could paint some yellow stripes on that black, so that it looks like some kind of dangerous insect.

[Doombrain]

Dude, you're half a notch above retard. Your most complex thought has to be the above post. Which you probably had to get your mom to type for you. You would seriously injure yourself and your poor mother if you ever got your dimwitted hands on a weapon.

Mong over.

I hope you weren't emphasizing 'you're' and 'your' because you think the usage was incorrect.

what

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I found your coat of arms on the internets gwamps...

[YourGrandpa]

Son, if someone labelled you a retard it would be a compliment. You've never had a complex thought in your subpar life. Maybe your mother could assist you in constructing a sentence that doesn't look like it was created by an eight year old. It's only a matter of time before you blow Cruella's or your bald head off.

Comb over.

You're not capable of orignal thought, mong. Just look at your post. Maybe you could hire a retard to help you out.

[YourGrandpa]

I found your coat of arms on the internets gwamps...

I made you search the internet for that.

Nerd

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I found your coat of arms on the internets gwamps...

I made you search the internet for that.

Nerd

Other way around... It found me and I thought of you instantly.

My oh my the evoke I elicit from you.

[YourGrandpa]

Not being able to afford quilt covers.

Not only are you a mong, but you're a homo as well.

[YourGrandpa]

Other way around... It found me and I thought of you instantly.

Sure thing nerd. Then quit thinking about me.

[LawL]

You're not capable of orignal thought, mong. Just look at your post. Maybe you could hire a retard to help you out.

You'd just be a waste of money.

Not only are you a mong, but you're a homo as well.

lol @ you being all upset about living in poverty.

[YourGrandpa]

Durr, gluck, gluck, gluck.

Cock sucking mong.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Other way around... It found me and I thought of you instantly.

Sure thing nerd. Then quit thinking about me.

*sniff sniff* I think your squirrel pie is a burnin' Cletus.

[YourGrandpa]

You're thinking way too much about me.

[LawL]

Cock sucking mong.

Bottom feeding faggot.

[Scourge]

what

Look at his post closer and you'll see what I'm referring to.

[tnf]

[quote="TOVE"]TNF....Do you have a problem with someone owning guns to defend their home? What city/country are you from out of curiosity?

/quote]

Read my posts and see that I've addressed that question in some detail and made my stance on gun ownership clear.

[TOVE]

Well if I've read correctly your against private citizen ownership.

If 2 crack heads bust into your home at 3 am what you gonna do to protect your fam?

[Big Kahuna Burger]

Well if I've read correctly your against private citizen ownership.

If 2 crack heads bust into your home at 3 am what you gonna do to protect your fam?

grab a spoon, a lighter, a penny and some yayo and get down

[Big Kahuna Burger]

oh wait, was the answer buy a gun and shoot them both?

[YourGrandpa]

No, you inject them both with a bio-synthetic toxin and turn them into zombies that do your bidding.

[GONNAFISTYA]

...and then "tac out" your zombies with lazer sightings so they look like a damaged Terminator when attacking intruders.

Your neighbors will think you're so cool.

[LawL]

Gramps' kid goes for a swim in the pool.