Your skin is covered in... gameritis
Your skin is covered in... gameritis
Apparantly gamers are in need of special shaving equipment, hence the Gillette Fusion Gamer.
Excuse me? What the fuck? Who came up with this nonsense?
Excuse me? What the fuck? Who came up with this nonsense?
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Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
that's pretty pathetic market pandering.
surprised they stopped at just slapping a graphic on the package and didn't stick some lights on it. because you know, everything "gamer" needs to have fucking lights on it.
the market perception of people that buy video games is really insulting.
surprised they stopped at just slapping a graphic on the package and didn't stick some lights on it. because you know, everything "gamer" needs to have fucking lights on it.
the market perception of people that buy video games is really insulting.
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
didnt doritos or something recently do the same with a snack called "gamer grub"?
like. it has extra enzymes to improve your 1337 sp4wnr4ping skillz0rz or summat
like. it has extra enzymes to improve your 1337 sp4wnr4ping skillz0rz or summat
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
Prety sad if they target gamers
Just turned me off their product, perhaps for life (but who reads this shit anyway) ...
As a matter of fact I just bought a new electric shaver, second in 20+years
I went for the European sports version, Braun by name...... wait for report here in a couple of weeks because to be fair now, it does say on the packaging to give your face 3 weeks to adjust to electric shaving

Just turned me off their product, perhaps for life (but who reads this shit anyway) ...
As a matter of fact I just bought a new electric shaver, second in 20+years

I went for the European sports version, Braun by name...... wait for report here in a couple of weeks because to be fair now, it does say on the packaging to give your face 3 weeks to adjust to electric shaving

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Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
This is what happens when companies ask me to participate in focus groups, RL Trolling.
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
I've been using one of these for the last three years or so:Whiskey 7 wrote:Prety sad if they target gamers![]()
Just turned me off their product, perhaps for life (but who reads this shit anyway) ...
As a matter of fact I just bought a new electric shaver, second in 20+years![]()
I went for the European sports version, Braun by name...... wait for report here in a couple of weeks because to be fair now, it does say on the packaging to give your face 3 weeks to adjust to electric shaving

Wet shaving is the only thing I can find that can actually shave off the inhumanly durable stubble I get without causing substantial damage to the underlying skin. Every electric razor I've tried either doesn't do the job, or leaves red splotches all over my face that burn like hell.
That, and blades are like $3 for a pack of 10.
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Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
That thing looks like a medieval weapon with the blade attached the wrong way.
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
I fail to see a problem.Deathshroud wrote:That thing looks like a medieval weapon with the blade attached the wrong way.
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
I use a two-handed broad sword.
Gotta whet stone it after every shave.
Gotta whet stone it after every shave.

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Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
I get an angry bear to sharpen its claws on my face in the morning; it is THE only thing that keeps the stubble back. Been using him for 6 years now...


Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
What do you use during his hibernation?
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
The inverse bear!


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Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
Expect this new one to break down in 3 years max.Whiskey 7 wrote:As a matter of fact I just bought a new electric shaver, second in 20+years![]()
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
I need to give one of these a hug in order to keep my facial hair in check.


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Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
I use a high quality shaving cream and brush, and the old mach 3 blades. But might try a safety razor in near future.
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i'm surprised you don't shave with a coarse stone.[xeno]Julios wrote:I use a high quality shaving cream and brush, and the old mach 3 blades. But might try a safety razor in near future.
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
everyone knows gamers don't shave
they either grow whispy, pedo mustaches in an attempt to look like pirate johnny depp *caugh*
or they grow a grossly thick beard or goatee to hide the lack of jawline/multiple chins
that said, it's stupid, but a smart idea cause kids are dumb and fat and play too many video games so when the 14 year old has to buy his first razor it may as well be a gaming razor and razors are one of those things where if they work there's no need to switch it up so brand loyalty + for the future.
they either grow whispy, pedo mustaches in an attempt to look like pirate johnny depp *caugh*
or they grow a grossly thick beard or goatee to hide the lack of jawline/multiple chins
that said, it's stupid, but a smart idea cause kids are dumb and fat and play too many video games so when the 14 year old has to buy his first razor it may as well be a gaming razor and razors are one of those things where if they work there's no need to switch it up so brand loyalty + for the future.
Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
As if we didn't already know you have horrible genetics.Peenyuh wrote:I use a two-handed broad sword.
Gotta whet stone it after every shave.
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
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5 blades, jesus
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Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
I don't know what you usually do, but shaving normally doesn't involve drilling when I'm doing it...
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Re: Your skin is covered in... gameritis
So it does involve swords, helicopters and bears then?