i left my rucksack on the train today

[phantasmagoria]

so I had to go to lost property to pick it up.

[Captain]

go on

[phantasmagoria]

then i came home and posted about it on the interweb

[phantasmagoria]

if i had the capacity to tweet, this would be a worthy topic.

[Fender]

did you leave your g/f's strap-on in it?

[DRuM]

I read the title with tired blurry eyes and thought it said nutsack.

[seremtan]

oh that's sad because i thought the exact same thing and i'm not even tired