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boxers all my life and skated thats why my nutts hang niggaa and i'll slap somebody with em yall aint careful.
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mazda has no balls so he didn't think of that
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seremtan's balls evaporated during the Renaissance
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that was unfunny, like all your posts
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seremtan wrote:that was unfunny, like all my life
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Mazda, why is it that everyone picks on you?
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he'll brb to answer that once the copz clear out
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xer0s wrote:Mazda, why is it that everyone picks on you?
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he can't hear you over the sound of how much of a virgin he is
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Ohhh. I didn't know that it made a noise. I need to be listening for that when I meet chicks at the bar...
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he falls on his sword. Again.
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seremtan wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you' re female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I' m looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here' s hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Love...
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in between sobs, Captain Mazda wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but sewing my pirate costume. If you're bitches, feel free to brb when the cops clear out and lift me from the dreary confines of my virginity. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to a vagina. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a dad who doesn't give me electric shocks whenever he touches me. Here' s hoping real life succeeds where the internet has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "owned"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Lara Croft...
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[color=#00FF00][b]"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.[/b][/color]
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Fantasyseremtan wrote:in between sobs, Captain Mazda wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but sewing my pirate costume. If you're bitches, feel free to brb when the cops clear out and lift me from the dreary confines of my virginity. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to a vagina. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a dad who doesn't give me electric shocks whenever he touches me. Here' s hoping real life succeeds where the internet has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "owned"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Lara Croft...
Realseremtan wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you' re female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I' m looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here' s hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Love...
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actually it pretty much sums you, cherry
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You talk a lot for a 400-yr old virgin.
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seremtan wrote:in between sobs, Captain Mazda wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but sewing my pirate costume. If you're bitches, feel free to brb when the cops clear out and lift me from the dreary confines of my virginity. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to a vagina. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a dad who doesn't give me electric shocks whenever he touches me. Here' s hoping real life succeeds where the internet has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "owned"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Lara Croft...
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
