True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

[LawLess]

Here is a story.

The reason of global warming is the decrease of water on earth because water helps to absorb heat.
Mass media fears about the increase of sea water due to melting ice at polar area.
Actually ice is melting rapidly.

But at the same time NASA is moving that melted water to somewhere, that is, to universe by using plasma weapon.
This plasma weapon was developed by US military a long time ago, secretly.
It can make a mass warp.
Recently there are many ridiculous news about fish rain reported all over the world.
This is the side effect of warping, that is, some sea water sometimes leaks during warping or comes back to earth after warping.
That is why some fishes are frozen, others are rotten.

So why does NASA spread sea water to universe?

1. Currently magnetic field of earth is weaker and weaker due to the slower rotation speed of earth, resulting in the more posibility of pole shift.
To speed up rotation or prevent pole shift, the earth needs to be lighter.

2. To prevent water level to rise up, of course

[Captain]

[vesp]

fail.

[Grandpa Stu]

TWAT?

[Fender]

so much stupid in so little space

[Dukester]

I wonder if this is somehow tied to the elite Norwegian politicians filling the underground bunkers full of seeds...

[seremtan]

murrrrrr

[obsidian]

LawLess, meet scared?. scared? meet Lawless.

[LawL]

Another admirer.

[LawLess]

Sorry guys, I was mistaken.
When I wrote this topic, I was semi-drunken with little caffein.

Today I checked my post and corrected a silly mistake.

not
slower rotation because lower magnetic field

but
lower magnetic field because slower rotation

You guys must've been confused by this mistake and thought this thread was silly.
Now it's been fixed.

[Scourge]

Another admirer.

Yes, a true representation of your fan club. One of the elite I'm sure. Enjoy.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I say let it happen but we should target the fish falling out of the sky over areas where poor people live. Socialism I know but it could be easier than shooting them later on when we want to rape their resources.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll eat everyday. Drop a fish on his head from clouds that you control, he'll suck your cock for more fish and offer you his daughter.

[LawLess]

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll eat everyday. Drop a fish on his head from clouds that you control, he'll suck your cock for more fish and offer you his daughter.

That's exactly what Pot chinese has done though mass confusion such as war is required before dropping.

To be more cocky, these days they are causing artificial earthquakes in Tibet as a new form of war.

[seremtan]

the slant-eyed motherfuckers...

[MKJ]

another a13n. great

[plained]

brilliant stuff!

[LawL]

Another admirer.

Yes, a true representation of your fan club. One of the elite I'm sure. Enjoy.

Thanks Randy I shall do just that.

[urgrund777]

To be more cocky, these days they are causing artificial earthquakes in Tibet as a new form of war.

brilliant stuff!