I'm dating a 26yo virgin

[Chupacabra]

It's a sad day when "third base" needs to be explained to adults and even worse when xer0s actually gets something right.

I may be dumb, but I'm no Mazda...

this is a good line

[Doombrain]

Someone needs a cigarette.

[plained]

ok so whens the pay 4 view of this event?

[bitWISE]

PTR's no alt. He's a friend of PuFF's and he has been posting in the Void (which doesn't add to his post count). He's also on the IRC channel frequently.

Ahhh. Good to know.

[Lieutenant Dan]

How did you meet this girl anyway Tsakali?

[xer0s]

Also, if you are really interested in this girl, you shouldn't worry about it. Mold her into the sexual fiend you want.

I agree. If you're putting this much thought into it (4 pages worth), then you obviously have some feelings for her. So if you think it's worth waiting for, then just wait. And when it finally happens, you'll be able to shape her into the perfect sex partner for you. You'll be the teacher and her the student. You can train her to do all the stuff you like. Fresh.

[Underpants?]

Someone needs a cigarette.

LOL

[Tsakali]

How did you meet this girl anyway Tsakali?

I met her when I went into her office for a website estimate, lol.

[Κracus]

I sense very bad sex ahead. on the plus side as far as bad things go, sex is probably the most fun you can have doing something badly...

[Tsakali]

a bit melodramatic


alright already, I'll pork'er tonight

[seremtan]

yeah, sure you will

[LawL]

Oh christ, since everybody seems to go at this semi-serious, I'll put in my $0.02 as well.

All I have to say is: dude, stop dicking around on Quake3World asking for relational/sexual advice and talk to this girl about it. It's like you're a frigging 16 year old that's like "ooh ooh! girl! cooties!"
I don't know how old you are, but if she's 26 then I expect you are near that age as well. Two people of that age are adult beings that should be well capable of simply talking about issues like this in private and work it out. If you need testosterone filled "advice" (force the issue? Give me a fucking break) from Quake3World then you are a sad, immature little fuck that can't deal with his own problems. Straighten up, grow a pair and handle this like an adult. This thread is one huge, HUGE display of utter fail.

There, I said it.

Told.

[fKd]

i have to agree with Eraser, but there are some funny posts in here.

[7zark7]

If she's waited this long.. theres either something wrong with her... or you better get ready to marry her.

[YourGrandpa]

a bit melodramatic


alright already, I'll pork'er tonight

Jam it in really fast. Virgins love that.

[Lieutenant Dan]

So...

I wonder if he hit it.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

of course not

[phantasmagoria]

headache?

[YourGrandpa]

Blue balls again.

[Κracus]

lol, didn't you hear? no means yes.

[Tsakali]

[seremtan]

so she's not a virgin any more or you're no longer dating her

[Tsakali]

not sure if she was a virgin or not...nothing I could deduce from it anyway, but she is no more either way

[obsidian]

So you're getting married then? Congrats bro!

[Tsakali]

fuuuuuuuuu...