Prudishness knows no bounds

[GONNAFISTYA]

Man arrested for being naked in his own home

A Northern Virginia man was arrested and charged with indecent exposure after brewing coffee naked in his own home.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me."

lol

The guy gets arrested because other people were looking in his windows....at 5 AM. So if a guy stops to look into the windows of a naked woman's home (even if she's not naked) he'd be a peeping tom...but if it's a prudish woman looking into the windows of a man's home, he's indecent.

Gotta love "traditional values".

[lars63]

Man that's suckie!!!

[lars63]

Guess I should have waited until I read that *sigh* She walks across the guys lawn yet oh that's rich!! *Lord!!!!*

[phantasmagoria]

I bet he did see her and he was being lude

[GONNAFISTYA]

She walks across the guys lawn yet oh that's rich!! *Lord!!!!*

That's the really funny part...she cut through his yard and then calls the cops on him.

The other really funny part is that the cops (who we all know are authoritarian morons who are horribly cynical of people's motives) "believe he got naked on purpose to be seen". Sure...prove that one in court.

lol @ self-righteous retards.

[DooMer]

I'll bet he mashed his cock and balls up on the window pane and harassed them with nipple play whilst licking his lips.

[seremtan]

^ details only found in police report

i think we have a winner

[GONNAFISTYA]

I'll bet he mashed his cock and balls up on the window pane and harassed them with nipple play whilst licking his lips.

lol

So we all know what DooMer did last weekend.

[Tsakali]

he should sue that cunt...honestly

[MKJ]

america

[obsidian]

So we all know what DooMer does every morning.

Fixed!

[Don Carlos]

Jesus

[warribbons]

I'll bet he mashed his cock and balls up on the window pane and harassed them with nipple play whilst licking his lips.

im glad im not the only one

[Fender]

guilty
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... gD9CLVU880

[seremtan]

a circuit court judge could impose a stiffer punishment

if he couldn't see the wood for the trees

[seremtan]

^ guy looks like a young noam chomsky!

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

"No one deserves to see it, certainly not a young child," Birnbaum said.

[EtUL]

That's a bitch, he seems like a level headed dude too.

I'd take this as far as I could up the ladder because it's a large load of shit.

[xer0s]

"No one deserves to see it, certainly not a young child," Birnbaum said.

That's a little insulting!

[R00k]

Simply "being naked in the privacy of your own home," is a little different from "being naked at home and spending prolonged periods in front of large, open windows and doors."

Am I in the minority on this one?

[+JuggerNaut+]

^nope. also, standing in the doorway naked?

[R00k]

Yea, from the link Fender posted:

"She heard a loud rattle, looked to her left and saw Williamson standing naked, full frontal, in a side doorway."

The guy's attorney is trying to make the argument that there's nothing wrong with being nude in front of large windows & doors while children walk by, as long as you aren't "aroused" or making any sort of "obscene gestures."

[R00k]

And the idea that this is a sexist double-standard seems silly to me as well.

The argument is basically that, since men don't mind seeing hot women nude in their windows, then any man should be able to display his junk proudly to all passersby.

Who's being sexist here? lol

[EtUL]

The double standard he's referring to is that if the roles were reversed, she standing nude in a window and him being outside on a trail behind her house, HE would be a peeping tom pervert.

[Don Carlos]

Fucking hell. I don't even get arrested when I go and make Coffee naked in my neighbours house, never mind mine.