Chuck Norris

[tnf]

Someone made a book of Norris internet quotes.
was the person who came up with the idea to publish the book really smart or really stupid?

The day chuck norris sleeps with your wife is the best day of your life.

[seremtan]

and other chuck classics, like "mike huckabee is the next president of the yoonited states!"

[Ryoki]

I hope Chuck Norris dies in a tiny fire.

[Fender]

I'll bite.

Why tiny?

[Captain]

His death would take longer.

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol Texas Ranger

[Fender]

His death would take longer.

I was hoping for something more clever than the obvious.

[Dark Metal]

From Mazda? C'mon...

[Captain]

His death would take longer.

I was hoping for something more clever than the obvious.

I felt I had to explain it, what with you being retarded and all.

[lars63]

This thread needs another Chuck Norris Joke:
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

[seremtan]

or another one:
chuck norris endorses only the shitty presidential candidates because he's retarded

it's not a joke, just a statement of fact

[lars63]

Won't get a argument from me on that one

[SPANC23]

Jut so you know chuck Norris has another fist under his bead

[werldhed]

Chuck Norris once killed a homosexual because his bible told him to do it.




am i doing it rite?

[Dark Metal]

No. Chuck Norris tells the Bible what to do.

[Don Carlos]

Chuck Norris was offered the role of Michael Knight in 80's TV Show Knight Rider, He turned it down however because he thought Kit was a dick

[Don Carlos]

Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first

[lars63]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[seremtan]

he waits to put his X next to the name of total loser on the republican ticket

[GONNAFISTYA]

He waits to say something completely retarded on national television, further solidifying the idea in everyone's mind that he's an idiot.

[lars63]

The only thing Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris can agree on is that Tom Cruise is a faggot.

[lars63]

If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live.

[Captain]

stop

[Fender]

For once, I agree w/ Mazda.

STOP USE

[TortillaJoe]

when chuck norris dies, we all die