well hey there, internet friend, i've been tasked with visiting london/paris and need ideas for an itinerary of some sort. it'll be the week of dec 20-26. i was going to ask people in real life or scour the web for pre-planned ideas but fuck that when i remembered there's a treasure trove of helpful people all willing to share their collective genius level knowledge on all things relevant everywhere right here at the quake3world bulletin boards...so won't you help me out
I won't be near anyone I know for the holidays, and even though I'm desperate for companionship, the only way I know to reach out to people is by pretending to be above them.
Will someone please hang out with me? Because you know you want to.
That's as interesting as I can be, so don't make me get all defensive, okay?
But seriously... You know you want to hang out with me.
Okay, okay, I'm joking. Who wants to have a beer and shoot the shit?
But seriously... I'm not joking. I'm better than you. Because of my cranial girth. And I mean that in a purely physical sense.
I won't be near anyone I know for the holidays, and even though I'm desperate for companionship, the only way I know to reach out to people is by pretending to be above them.
Will someone please hang out with me? Because you know you want to.
That's as interesting as I can be, so don't make me get all defensive, okay?
But seriously... You know you want to hang out with me.
Okay, okay, I'm joking. Who wants to have a beer and shoot the shit?
But seriously... I'm not joking. I'm better than you. Because of my cranial girth. And I mean that in a purely physical sense.
well hold on just wait a second now my good chums, i think you're both mistaken (and simple minded) in believing i'm requesting to meet up with people. my intention was to merely get suggestions from my close internet friends here at the quake3world -- where i might go, what i should eat, etc while i'm in the london/paris area for christmas holiday.
I'm aware I could easily have acquired all the information I needed from a quick internet search but then none of you would've known that I'm going to be spending Christmas all alone in some cold and damp shithole away from my usual cold and damp shithole.
My intentions were purely to make you jealous, however since this seems to have backfired on me, I'll just downplay the situation and claim I do not want meet up with those of you who live in the vicinity of my holiday destination.
I don't need any of you but I do wish you'd shower me with attention and envy.
Join my quake3world clan - london
