Poor self-deluded bitch-tittied frightened guy says...

[Scourge]

It looked at me funny.

[LawL]

Probably the haircut.

[Nightshade]

I don't know about being a expert marksman, but I did hit a plastic cup on a fencepost at 500 yards at night with a 30.06 using only a scope and moonlight. More than once. I figure that's a pretty good shot.

That's indeed a good shot Randy, but was your trailer rolling at the time?

[Scourge]

Yeah, the log slipped from in front of the tires.

[seremtan]

well there's your problem. you should have used wedges

murrr

[phantasmagoria]

real men have their trailers on bricks.

[Nightshade]

Yeah, the log slipped from in front of the tires.

Oh dear, I hope it didn't kill too many of your hound dogs or mess up your still too badly.

[GONNAFISTYA]

One of his hound dogs was busy cleaning the dishes:

[MKJ]

word around the campfire is that his nephew/brother was there to help out.

[Scourge]

Yeah, the log slipped from in front of the tires.

Oh dear, I hope it didn't kill too many of your hound dogs or mess up your still too badly.

The result:

[Nightshade]

Wow, it rolled all the way from where you had it parked into an actual neighborhood.

[seremtan]

sounds like the plot of this movie