How many wipes

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

to clean your butt? I suspect I use more t.p. than most.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Measuring in wipes methinks. I use two squares per wipe. Probably have to wipe more than 3 times most of the time, I'd guess on average about 6 wipes maybe.

Perhaps I'll make a chart and keep records for a while and then figure out a true average.

[EtUL]

where julios?

because of him I use water

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

if there's no means to wash proper then until clean, if it takes all the bog roll in the room then so be it

I guess what bothers me is that sometimes it seems to take a lot to get it clean. Maybe this isn't as unusual as I thought.

[U4EA]

Water

When water isn't available, I make 5 large pads each consisting of roughly ~40-50 squares [about 6 arm lengths]. The folded up pad is slightly less than the length of my hand and slightly more than its width, nice and thick. I semi-soak 3 in the sink before taking them in with me, the other 2 are dry. Start with the wet ones, the first one is at most 2 wipes, the second can be 2-4 and the third 2-4 again. [Need to flush in the middle else the toilet tends to clog.] Move on to the dry ones, basically just a paranoia thing as they never seem to catch much at that point.

Yes, my ass gets quite sore by the end of it. Hence why I try to time my defecation cycle so I don't have to shit at work =/

Takes me like 20 minutes to get it all done, end to end.

[LawL]

Just a few wipes to remove the excess then I shower my ass for ultimate hygiene.

Unless I snapped off an executive.

Anal hygiene is a must for any gay man. You never know when you're going to have your pants dropped and your cheeks parted like the red sea. I've had more than one shitty anus spoil a promising evening.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Anyone else want to help with my survey?

[Peenyuh]

LawL said the same thing I was going to. Never shit unless there's a shower in the VERY near future.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I usually use a belt-sander and grind it in the gaping crevasse until the big chunks stop being flung out. So the question is not exactly "number of wipes?" per se as it is more of "how long do I need to grind?"

[plained]

i use a technology i developed ey

shit , then no wipe

so it crust drys on there ey with the hair and all it creates a re-enforced mass glued on to my gotch ey

then, after some curing time, i giver a real quick yank and it tears off the trouble

mint

[MKJ]

^nature's brazilian wax, the way God intended it

[Nightshade]

I've no idea, I have people for that sort of thing.

[LawL]

Just a few wipes to remove the excess then I shower my ass for ultimate hygiene.

Unless I snapped off an executive.

Anal hygiene is a must for any gay man. You never know when you're going to have your pants dropped and your cheeks parted like the red sea. I've had more than one shitty anus spoil a promising evening.

Look at all the effort the butthurt admins/mods put into editing my posts, laced with their intimate knowledge of gay anal practises.

[shaft]

scouring week old threads for post edits, living the life

[LawL]

Either that or reading a thread because a new post had been made in it, precisely like you just did, self-owning dumbfuck.

[shaft]

difference being is i click "view first unread post" and you scour threads for edits with tears streaming down your face.

[LawL]

Difference being that I click on a thread if there's a new post whereas you constantly do searches on my username with jizz dripping out your ass.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Poor shart's meltdown is getting to critical levels.

Perhaps he needs universal healthcare to deal with it?

[Kremlin]

IS IT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE THAT FINANCES YOUR QUADRUPLE HEART BYPASSES?