Tell a really good lie and see if anyone believes it .....

Post by **axbaby** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:12 pm

i need a haircut once a month because my full head of hair grows perfectly.

Drum has a small nose.

k now stfuth MurD
stfu to hell

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:31 pm

Bdw3 wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:Having a massive cock like mine has its inconveniences.
So you have a convenient small cock?

Actually what I said was the truth :icon19:

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:50 pm

i feel wonderful

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:04 pm

ToxicBug wrote:
Bdw3 wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:Having a massive cock like mine has its inconveniences.
So you have a convenient small cock?

Actually what I said was the truth :icon19:

another masterful lie! well done toxic

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:33 pm

My cock is ridiculously small.

Post by **Fjoggs** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:14 am

poor guy

Post by **axbaby** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:22 am

i'm hung like a baby

7 pounds 4 ounces

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:00 am

axbaby wrote:i'm hung like a baby

7 pounds 4 ounces

ax always beats me at quake3

now tfsu ax. tfsu to heaven.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:39 am

ToxicBug wrote:My cock is ridiculously small.

that was the most truthful lie I've ever read toxic, you're loosing points.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:39 am

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:52 am

PieceMaker beat me at quake 3.

Post by **ForM** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:34 am

I have sex with sheep on a regular basis.

Its the sole fact why I became a sheep farmer.

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:31 am

ForM wrote:I have sex with sheep on a regular basis.

Its the sole fact why I became a sheep farmer.

Yes I don't believe you're a sheep farmer, but your first sentence is not a lie.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:15 pm

this is not funny http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/ ... orts_1.swf

Post by **The HavoX** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:41 am

I'm Ushbelush.

Post by **ForM** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:45 am

I am arw