God Bless America

[GONNAFISTYA]

Land of the free, home of the brave.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Thanks Peenyuh.

3 Simple Words: WE THE PEOPLE

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol...shaft...your meltdown is officially complete

[shaft]

im proud of you gfy

[GONNAFISTYA]

Why? Because I - and several others - caught you yet again in the middle of one of your post-edit freakouts?

[shaft]

caught

[LawL]

shart's having yet another meltdown.

[GONNAFISTYA]

caught

Yes "caught".

It would be sorta funny if you could do these sorts of things without everyone knowing it was you...to hide your bitterness...but you've never had enough luck to be funny.

Come to think of it, if you couldn't edit people's posts you wouldn't be funny at all.

Seriously though..it would have been a really funny attempt - if people woke up to see it fresh and nobody saw the evolution of it - but I guess you forgot people live in different timezones.

[shaft]

im so upset you figured it out

[LawL]

I bet you are.

[tnf]

I'll never understand the motivation.

[GONNAFISTYA]

tnf...the motivation is very simple:

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

[Underpants?]

shaft owns harder every day

[seremtan]

[Nightshade]

Minus the "America" bit in that image, I'd have to agree. Fuck yeah.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Minus the "America" bit in that image, I'd have to agree. Fuck yeah.

lol for really?

I mean...in all seriousness...has anyone taken a real look at that photo? The chick is fairly hot (not awesomely hot, but fairly hot) and...uhm...lol?

The picture was taken in what is obviously a caravan/trailer/18th century moonshine shack with horrendous, mould-infested ceiling rot (to the point where the holy-shit-is-that-for-real ceiling tiles are actually falling off) as well as proudly adorned in that cheap, flimsy wall "paneling" that you'll find in every serial killer's basement from Florida to South Carolina (and more than likely has either a body part or dead dog buried within it).

I guess if she pointed that gun at my head and asked me nicely I'd fuck her but I'd prolly start going soft wondering if a ceiling panel would drop on my head (causing me to inhale asbestos-laden spores) or if a wrapped-in-plastic and bloated Granny Billy-Bob would come tumbling out of the wall and land dentures first on my man pole.

I mean...nice tits and a face I wouldn't mind draggin my junk across...but I could NOT get a boner to fuck that cheese-caked whore in that god-foresaken trailer park reject. I'd rather drag her out of that shitcave and fuck her in the alley next to the garbage bin behind a Burger King, as it no doubt would be a cleaner - and more romantic - setting.

It's not just the tits and the gun that say "I'm a fuckin retarded redneck yank that loves muricuh an hates edumicatshun".

[shaft]

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*insert image of nerd criticizing model here

[seremtan]

Minus the "America" bit in that image, I'd have to agree. Fuck yeah.

lol for really?

I mean...in all seriousness...has anyone taken a real look at that photo? The chick is fairly hot (not awesomely hot, but fairly hot) and...uhm...lol?

The picture was taken in what is obviously a caravan/trailer/18th century moonshine shack with horrendous, mould-infested ceiling rot (to the point where the holy-shit-is-that-for-real ceiling tiles are actually falling off) as well as proudly adorned in that cheap, flimsy wall "paneling" that you'll find in every serial killer's basement from Florida to South Carolina (and more than likely has either a body part or dead dog buried within it).

I guess if she pointed that gun at my head and asked me nicely I'd fuck her but I'd prolly start going soft wondering if a ceiling panel would drop on my head (causing me to inhale asbestos-laden spores) or if a wrapped-in-plastic and bloated Granny Billy-Bob would come tumbling out of the wall and land dentures first on my man pole.

I mean...nice tits and a face I wouldn't mind draggin my junk across...but I could NOT get a boner to fuck that cheese-caked whore in that god-foresaken trailer park reject. I'd rather drag her out of that shitcave and fuck her in the alley next to the garbage bin behind a Burger King, as it no doubt would be a cleaner - and more romantic - setting.

It's not just the tits and the gun that say "I'm a fuckin retarded redneck yank that loves muricuh an hates edumicatshun".

fucking hell

[Nightshade]

lol for really?

Dude, she's a hot slut. Who gives a shit about where the pic is taken? Are you interested in fucking the trailer? Gimme a break.

[YourGrandpa]

[YourGrandpa]

It's funny how GKY can come to all of these conclusions by examining one picture. Maybe the chick in the photo isn't even from America (she is holding a Russian assault rifle) and maybe the concept of the photo is complete satire. Maybe GKY needs to seek help for his obsessive hatred for things he has no control.

FFS

[GONNAFISTYA]

You people have absolutely no sense of tongue in cheek. You fagg0ts don't appreciate comedic gold and probably touch yourselves.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Maybe the chick in the photo isn't even from America (she is holding a Russian assault rifle) and maybe the concept of the photo is complete satire.

See...you've already figured it out but didn't even realize it.

BTW..."isn't from America because of AK47" made me spit my drink out.

[YourGrandpa]

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