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indeed.

maybe there's some marketing money left over to help fund work with such strong attention to detail.
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the least you could do is show them some of his customer service credentials. don't forget he has interests in ninjas and internet :up:
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and don't forget to mention that he works with the whole process in mind :up: that's worth at least another michelin star
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Underpants? wrote:Mazda, you know the guy, do you reckon he really sells many pieces like these for ~$350.00? What does it represent? Is there a theme the viewer should be aware of?
It very clearly says "Dada" on the image, maybe you should try googling that :idea:

He teaches storyboard illustration and conceptual art at my college, I've never seen that other stuff before. He's very talented.

And his digital work is superb too.

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phantasmagoria wrote:mazda, instead of being an ass you should be sweet talking doombrain to take some of your better prints with him to show these people over his michelin star lunch. i bet he would even print some on some nice photo quality paper and laminate them if you ask nicely.
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Picture of Doombrain at one of his "michelin star lunches" :olo:
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that's not me :olo:
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You're the one with the yellow hair, the boobs are uncanny :olo:
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here's a picture of Mazda with his family. He's the short one on the right.

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Here's Doombrain's boyfriend after being named the sexiest man in England :olo:

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here's a balding mazda kissing a hideous Eskimo pig just before she dumped him.

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Here's a disgusting faggot with an ugly shirt pretending he's being jizzed on

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i suspect the real mazda is still banned and zerofactor took his place.
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Doombrain wrote:
And the real kick is i'm not into art :olo:
That's obvious from your photography.
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aww bro, that's not nice.
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MKJ wrote:i suspect the real mazda is still banned and zerofactor took his place.
to be fair, mazda is better than zerofagtard ever will be

pic sorta related

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Doombrain wrote:aww bro, that's not nice.
Yeah, but it's true.
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
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what's wrong with this one? :(

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The ocean and sky. How original.
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lol, what a terrible shot. You should ask tnf for some pointers.
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come on then mazda, lets see one of yours :olo:
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LawL wrote:The ocean and sky. How original.
:?:

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Doombrain wrote:come on then mazda, lets see one of yours :olo:
I don't call myself a photographer, but I've taken far better shots with a shitty point-and-click digital camera :olo:
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I don't call myself a photographer, and never have.

also, like this? :olo:

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@fagzda

no you haven't, or you'd be flooding the photos thread with them, and the ones on your website wouldn't be totally average in every way

also, compacts don't do tilt/shift you retard :olo:
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Doombrain wrote:what's wrong with this one? :(

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What is most wonderful about this particular photo is how the photographer communicates to the viewer "I'm just an asshole with an expensive camera" with even less originality than a miserable-looking goth whore sitting in a dark forest. The creator may want to consider beginner lessons in basic photography.
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