shit jokes thread

[seremtan]

be honest, skippy: you're embarrassed by the lake of tears you've shed over the mods and admins of this board. christ, even Testo didn't blub as much as you

[LawL]

Jesus Christ you're still balling your eyes out so much about my lethal mod destruction anyone would think they'd shut down your local kindergarten.

[shaft]

I'm ok.

[seremtan]

you're ok

[shaft]

he isn't stalking me...yet.

[seremtan]

when it happens, you'll know you've won

[MKJ]

sure thing Jake.

[LawL]

pedotan being dumb enough to link to webspace using his full name = me stalking.

[shaft]

whatever you say..stalker.

[seremtan]

^ LawL and DRuM should start a business together

[LawL]

While you and shart are appointed presidents of the “Crushed by LawL Committee”.

[DRuM]

[Big Kahuna Burger]

[andyman]

no more jokes?

[CaseDogg]

someone deleted mine. i guess it wasn't romper room ready.

[Peenyuh]

someone deleted mine. i guess it wasn't romper room ready.

9 months

[CaseDogg]

lol

[+JuggerNaut+]

How come dinosaurs can't talk?





Because they're all dead.

[seremtan]

light travels at 180,000mps in a vacuum

how fast does sound travel in a vacuum?

[GONNAFISTYA]

It doesn't. Sound needs a medium to travel through...the denser the better.

[seremtan]

^ +1 cookie

[MKJ]

derp

[Captain]

How many Team Blur members does it take to screw in a light bulb?










None, they're too busy developing high quality games.

[seremtan]

how many semi-naked pictures of angelina jolie does a retarded ninja wannabee have to draw before people realise he's demented and sad?




just one. the other 97 just ram the point home

[Captain]

It's ok to be jealous, I'm superior to you in every way