I fucking hate cooking...

Post by **blood.angel** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:39 pm

Your grill sucks.

Post by **blood.angel** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:40 pm

Put tin foil in the grill tray.
Things cook quicker and as an added bonus its easy to clean.

Post by **boo** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:40 pm

Indeed it does... Try cooking bacon in an oven, its the best!!

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:41 pm

crispy bacon in the frying pan, yum yum

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:43 pm

I don't mind cooking, I just hate the cleaning part afterwards.

Post by **boo** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:43 pm

the oven, the oven!!!

Post by **PhoeniX** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:43 pm

use a fish slice and push (as in, with lots of presssure) the bacon into the frying pan (get one of those pans that has the red centre in the middle which gets hot) it cooks really quickly then, and on a heat that won't spit your eyes out.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:43 pm

Yeah oven is great for cooking bacon btw.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:44 pm

Memphis wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:crispy bacon in the frying pan, yum yum
Aye. Not quite in the right state to handle hot spittiing fat though

if your stoned its better

no pain ++

if your pissed then sod it, youll just loose your temper at objects which dont talk back

Post by **blood.angel** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:44 pm

You need a George Foreman lean mean grilling machine.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:45 pm

blood.angel wrote:You need a George Foreman lean mean grilling machine.

the fat goes straight outta the meat and right into my mouth !

Post by **axbaby** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:45 pm

i've just discovered the joys of healthy cooking.
i hate the shit but i get pleasure in making something good .

it's kind of my new hobby .. lasgana ,meat pies .. chinese food .. marinated steaks ... cakes pies .

2 days ago i made homemade ravioli ... noodles and all.it was so dead easy ,tasted awesome .it just takes a bit of time.

25 years i've been eating out and at the same time wondering where all my money is going ...well now i know.

i am saving a shitload of money cooking for myself .

Post by **boo** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:46 pm

Get a radio frying pan then... got a radio in the handle.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:47 pm

ax man, will you marry me... i love lasgana and ravioli but i have problems with the tinned shit

Post by **boo** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:47 pm

yeah, the tinned shit is awfull.

Post by **blood.angel** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:51 pm

You can get lasgana in tins!?!? :icon28:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:54 pm

lol, naaa you get them in crappy tinned or plastic containers

nothing beats homemade stuff, which i cant do

Post by **Foo** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:05 pm

You can microwave bacon y'know.

Always coming up with new ways of giving you cancer

Post by **brisk** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:07 pm

Cooking is great. Its the washing up that pisses me off.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:26 pm

Memphis wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:crispy bacon in the frying pan, yum yum
Aye. Not quite in the right state to handle hot spittiing fat though

I set kitchen on fire with 2 quater pounders and some tin foil.
Never watch a good film while cooking fatty food

Post by **axbaby** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:40 pm

noodles easy as pie

mix 1 1/2 cups flour .. 3 eggs ..bit of salt.

roll with rolling pin ..as thin as you can without breaking the dough.

cut in rectangles whatever size u want.

add meat "i use buffalo hamburger" ..ricotta cheese .. cheddar cheese ..anything.

brush mixed up eggs on the inside where the meat isn't ..roll over the other half of the ravioli noodle ..pinch the sides .
eggs acts like glue
boil 10-15 minutes ... add noodles to homemade spaghetti sauce .. cook an hour real slow ...eat.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:23 pm

Kracus wrote:I don't mind cooking, I just hate the cleaning part afterwards.

agreed

Post by **Maiden** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:25 pm

Being valentines and all, of course I’ll be cooking.

Hearts of romaine, palm, and artichoke
Angel Hair with asparagus, smoked mozzarella and prosciutto
Rosemary grilled chicken in a wild mushroom sauce
Cherry cheescake.

Mad blowjobs for me tonight for sure.

Post by **Maiden** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:36 pm

lol

Cooking has to be the easiest way into a woman’s pants. (besides paying for it)
You should get your ass back in the kitchen, son.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:37 pm

i disagree

bottle of vodka and wait for them to pass out