shit jokes thread

[Dark Metal]

You're a fucking moron.

[Captain]

You're so fucking ugly and frail-looking you had to personally delete every photo Puff posted of you to protect your tough guy persona

[seremtan]

It's ok to be jealous, I'm superior to you in every way

[Captain]

It's ok to be jealous, I'm superior to you in every way

[seremtan]

Personal Quote: Yes, I'm a ninja. No, I won't show you my moves.

[cityy]

Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht;
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser -
so die Tränen sieht man nicht.

In der Tiefe ist es einsam
und so manche Zähre fliesst
und so kommt es, dass das Wasser
in den Meeren salzig ist.

rammstein'd

[phantasmagoria]

[seremtan]

somebody needs to synch that with hitler speech footage

because jokes about ze war are so fresh

[Nightshade]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?



A lickalotapuss.


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

Because he was stapled to the monkey.



What do you call a gay dinosaur?


A Megasoreass (note that 'seremtan' is also an acceptable answer)

[seremtan]

combs shaped like guns are still a shit design idea, zack

[Nightshade]

Touching children is still illegal, Steve-O.

[+JuggerNaut+]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

[MKJ]

[U4EA]

So a blind man walks into a bar...

Fixed.

[losCHUNK]

Welsh Paedo's - putting the Ddyfid in Kiddy Fiddling

[YourGrandma]

ME AND MY HUSBAND DWAYNE AND OUR GAY SON AND ALL OUR AMMO.